Day Off Jokes

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When you called off work to turn up but you see yo boss
When you called off work to turn up but you see yo boss

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you don't have work so you do nothing all day, then you regret doing nothing all day.
When you don't have work so you do nothing all day, then you regret doing nothing all day.

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When Willy Wonka give you a day off
When Willy Wonka give you a day off

Memes,  Dwarf Jokes,  
    
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When ur trying to call in sick to work and ur friend starts asking u what bikini ur wearing to the beach today
When ur trying to call in sick to work and ur friend starts asking u what bikini ur wearing to the beach today

Memes,  Planning Jokes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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When you do nothing on your day off and you don't feel bad about it at all
When you do nothing on your day off and you don't feel bad about it at all

Memes,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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How your boss look at you when you request April 20th off
How your boss look at you when you request April 20th off

Memes,  420 Memes,  Boss Memes,  
    
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When you've already decided you're going to call in sick tomorrow and everyone says 'see you tomorrow' as you're walking out the door
When you've already decided you're going to call in sick tomorrow and everyone says 'see you tomorrow' as you're walking out the door

Memes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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When you gotta literally call out dead on Monday or else your boss just thinks you're trying to have a 3day weekend
When you gotta literally call out dead on Monday or else your boss just thinks you're trying to have a 3day weekend

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Good Friday is a paid holiday and day off

But not for those of you that work on Easter...you get Thanksgiving and still have to work
Good Friday is a paid holiday and day off

But not for those of you that work on Easter...you get Thanksgiving and still have to work


Good Friday Memes,  Scumbag Boss,  Holiday And Special Days Jokes,  
    
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when it's ur day off and u can do anything u want but u just sit there like the piece of  that u are
when it's ur day off and u can do anything u want but u just sit there like the piece of that u are

Memes,  Lazy Meme,  
    
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Glad it's Friday

I'm off on weekends
Glad it's Friday

I'm off on weekends


Tgif Memes,  Friday Messages Funny,  
    
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Im just here 

Since I'm off today
Im just here

Since I'm off today


Tommy No Job,  Work Humor,  
    
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Government shutdown

It's cool... I was off anyway
Government shutdown

It's cool... I was off anyway


Government,  Government Jokes,  Tommy No Job,  
    
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 be like

i'm off today
be like

i'm off today


Tommy No Job,  Work,  
    
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Friends: When was the last time you had a weekend off?

Me:

It's been 84 years...
Friends: When was the last time you had a weekend off?

Me:

It's been 84 years...


Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  Titanic Jokes,  
    
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