Day Off Jokes

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Me: I need a day off to run errands

*Me on my day off*
Me: I need a day off to run errands

*Me on my day off*


Memes,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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When you visit your workplace on your offday
When you visit your workplace on your offday

Memes,  Workplace Jokes,  
    
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So, the government employees get Veterans Day off

But veterans don't?
So, the government employees get Veterans Day off

But veterans don't?


Memes,  Jokes On Government,  
    
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This is me pretending I'm not bitter I didn't get Columbus Day off.
This is me pretending I'm not bitter I didn't get Columbus Day off.

Memes,  Columbus Day Jokes,  
    
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when you get the day off and can be a lazy piece of  for another 24 urs
when you get the day off and can be a lazy piece of for another 24 urs

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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That moment when you remember

You have Monday off
That moment when you remember

You have Monday off


Memes,  That Moment When Meme,  Orange Is The New Black Meme,  
    
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My face knowing I get to sleep in tomorrow.
My face knowing I get to sleep in tomorrow.

Memes,  Despicable Me Jokes,  Sleeping Memes,  
    
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*Staying home from school starter pack*
*Staying home from school starter pack*

Memes,  Starter Pack Meme,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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"Hello? Yeah listen, I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today? My dog looks too sad"
"Hello? Yeah listen, I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today? My dog looks too sad"

Memes,  Sad Jokes,  Pet Memes,  
    
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When you called off work to turn up but you see yo boss
When you called off work to turn up but you see yo boss

Memes,  Arthur Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When you don't have work so you do nothing all day, then you regret doing nothing all day.
When you don't have work so you do nothing all day, then you regret doing nothing all day.

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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When Willy Wonka give you a day off
When Willy Wonka give you a day off

Memes,  Dwarf Jokes,  
    
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When ur trying to call in sick to work and ur friend starts asking u what bikini ur wearing to the beach today
When ur trying to call in sick to work and ur friend starts asking u what bikini ur wearing to the beach today

Memes,  Planning Jokes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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When you do nothing on your day off and you don't feel bad about it at all
When you do nothing on your day off and you don't feel bad about it at all

Memes,  Lazy Memes,  
    
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How your boss look at you when you request April 20th off
How your boss look at you when you request April 20th off

Memes,  420 Memes,  Boss Memes,  
    
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