Daycare Jokes

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Me: *Has baby fever*

Friend: "Daycare costs $1,000/month"

Me:
Me: *Has baby fever*

Friend: "Daycare costs $1,000/month"

Me:


Memes,  Parenting Jokes,  Jokes About Babies,  
    
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A daycare dad cut off in the parking lot so I went early yesterday and taught his kin how to ride a bike you can never get that back
A daycare dad cut off in the parking lot so I went early yesterday and taught his kin how to ride a bike you can never get that back

Memes,  Bike Humor,  
    
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Just got my billing statement. We spent $10,300 in daycare in 2017. In case you forgot to take you birth control pills this morning.
Just got my billing statement. We spent $10,300 in daycare in 2017. In case you forgot to take you birth control pills this morning.

Memes,  Birth Control Jokes,  Bills Jokes,  
    
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Ski resort pub

Child daycare hitching post
Ski resort pub

Child daycare hitching post


Funny Pictures,  Daycare Memes,  
    
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It's been 13 straight days

Of inside recess
It's been 13 straight days

Of inside recess


Funny Teacher Jokes,  The Office Memes,  
    
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So, if I put the kids in daycare and work, I'll bring home exactly $56 after paying for daycare.

Yeah, that sounds worth it.
So, if I put the kids in daycare and work, I'll bring home exactly $56 after paying for daycare.

Yeah, that sounds worth it.


Ecards Funny,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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Gets free daycare for her kid because she's poor and on welfare

Owns the latest iPhone and shows off new tatoos and designer clothes
Gets free daycare for her kid because she's poor and on welfare

Owns the latest iPhone and shows off new tatoos and designer clothes


Welfare Jokes,  Fail Funny,  
    
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I don't always clap rhythmically

But when I do it's to get the attention of a roomful of rowdy kids
I don't always clap rhythmically

But when I do it's to get the attention of a roomful of rowdy kids


I Dont Always Meme,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  Funny Teacher Jokes,  
    
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When she ask for daycare money

But the kid not yours
When she ask for daycare money

But the kid not yours


Money Humor,  Fail Funny,  
    
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Police were called to a day care

A three year old was resisting a rest
Police were called to a day care

A three year old was resisting a rest


Lame Pun Raccoon,  Jokes About Kids,  
    
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I left my kids

At the best daycare center in town
I left my kids

At the best daycare center in town


Successful Black Man Memes,  Lmao Jokes,  
    
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My child didn't cry

When I left him at daycare
My child didn't cry

When I left him at daycare


1st World Problems,  Crying Jokes,  
    
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Gives your kid diseases

Kicks them out for being sick
Gives your kid diseases

Kicks them out for being sick


Disease Jokes,  Scumbag Meme,  
    
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Label

All the shelves
Label

All the shelves


All The Things Meme,  Funny Joke List,  
    
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Finally work at a place where a ton of girls have crushes on me

Daycare
Finally work at a place where a ton of girls have crushes on me

Daycare


Socially Awkward Penguin Memes,  Crush Jokes,  
    
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