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Sorry I wasted another hour trying to figure out if we gained or lost an hour for Daylight Savings Time.New Daylight Savings Time Jokes
Daylight saving is when the clock gets turned back an hour giving you an extra hour a day. It gets dark later so it would seem you have more time in the day the daylight savings jokes on this page show that you really don't. You will find jokes about people not making any use of the extra time but instead sleeping the extra hour and finally getting up in time to catch breakfast at McDonald's.
While you are here looking around the site take a few minutes to look over our other memes and jokes. Feel free to engage in the fun by rating the content you like and sharing it with your friends. We are continually updating the site with new content so do not forget to revisit often.
Don't forget to turn your clocks back. I'm turning mine back to when I was 20.
Memes, Clock Jokes,
Memes, Clock Jokes,
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You're not turning back time this weekend.
You're springing ahead, morons. Cher this!
Memes, Daylight Savings Memes, Time Puns,
You're springing ahead, morons. Cher this!
Memes, Daylight Savings Memes, Time Puns,
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Did You Know
There's a spike in heart attacks during the first week of daylight saving time, according to another study published in 2008.
In 2005, Kazakhstan abolished daylight saving time, citing negative health effects. The country's government reportedly calculated that 51.6 percent of Kazakhs responded badly to the time change.
Officially, it's "daylight saving time," not "daylight savings time." But don't feel bad if you thought there was a final "s" on "saving"; far more people Google the incorrect phrase than the correct one.
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Aa: The hour we lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to give AA a try
The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym. Aa: The hour we lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to give AA a try
Lazy People Quotes, Funny Gym Quotes,
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Has anyone found an hour anywhere? I lost one this morning.
Daylight Savings Meme, Funny Text Posts,
Daylight Savings Meme, Funny Text Posts,
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Daylight saving time got me like
This isn't your average every day darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness!
Memes, Spongebob Memes, Daylight Savings Meme,
This isn't your average every day darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness!
Memes, Spongebob Memes, Daylight Savings Meme,
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The DJ's face tonight when you tell him
he has to Dj for an extra hour and get paid the same
Memes, Dj Memes, Daylight Savings Memes,
he has to Dj for an extra hour and get paid the same
Memes, Dj Memes, Daylight Savings Memes,
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