Daylight Savings Jokes

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Daylight savings jokesSorry I wasted another hour trying to figure out if we gained or lost an hour for Daylight Savings Time.

New Daylight Savings Time Jokes


Daylight saving is when the clock gets turned back an hour giving you an extra hour a day. It gets dark later so it would seem you have more time in the day the daylight savings jokes on this page show that you really don't. You will find jokes about people not making any use of the extra time but instead sleeping the extra hour and finally getting up in time to catch breakfast at McDonald's.

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It's pitch-black out! What time is it? Its it midnight? It feels like midnight! It's 5:27 p.m.
It's pitch-black out!

What time is it?

Its it midnight?

It feels like midnight!

It's 5:27 p.m.

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Don't forget to turn your clocks back. I'm turning mine back to when I was 20.
Don't forget to turn your clocks back. I'm turning mine back to when I was 20.

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ed this girl for a ur and 15 minutes last night. thanks daylight savings
ed this girl for a ur and 15 minutes last night. thanks daylight savings

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You're not turning back time this weekend. You're springing ahead, morons. Cher this!
You're not turning back time this weekend.

You're springing ahead, morons. Cher this!

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Did You Know
  • There's a spike in heart attacks during the first week of daylight saving time, according to another study published in 2008.
  • In 2005, Kazakhstan abolished daylight saving time, citing negative health effects. The country's government reportedly calculated that 51.6 percent of Kazakhs responded badly to the time change.
  • Officially, it's "daylight saving time," not "daylight savings time." But don't feel bad if you thought there was a final "s" on "saving"; far more people Google the incorrect phrase than the correct one.
    • The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.
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    Aa: The hour we lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to give AA a try
    The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.

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    Has anyone found an hour anywhere? I lost one this morning.
    Has anyone found an hour anywhere? I lost one this morning.

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    When you lost 1 hour of sleep, but feels like 6
    When you lost 1 hour of sleep, but feels like 6

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    We did it you guys we saved daylight
    We did it you guys we saved daylight

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    this dark at 5pm is ing me up
    this dark at 5pm is ing me up

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    Daylight saving time got me like This isn't your average every day darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness!
    Daylight saving time got me like

    This isn't your average every day darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness!

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    Daylight savings got me like
    Daylight savings got me like

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    The DJ's face tonight when you tell him he has to Dj for an extra hour and get paid the same
    The DJ's face tonight when you tell him

    he has to Dj for an extra hour and get paid the same

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    this sunday ... don't forget to set your bombs back one ur
    this sunday ...

    don't forget to set your bombs back one ur

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    Daylight savings is this weekend Here's an extra hour of work
    Daylight savings is this weekend

    Here's an extra hour of work

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    Don't forget to set your clocks back
    Don't forget to set your clocks back

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