Dead Beat Dad Jokes

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"you sending your dad a father's day present?" "that depends..." 

"on what?" 
"does fedex deliver to  now?"
"you sending your dad a father's day present?" "that depends..."

"on what?"
"does fedex deliver to now?"


Bad Father Jokes,  Fathers Day Ecards,  
    
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when your girl say she pregnant but you ain't ready to be a father yet

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Memes,  Pregnancy Memes,  Jimmy Jokes,  
    
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 won't buy their kids toys but will buy followers on instagram
won't buy their kids toys but will buy followers on instagram

Memes,  Social Media Meme,  
    
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t air balloon rides $20

cold air balloon rides $1
t air balloon rides $20

cold air balloon rides $1


Funny Balloon Jokes,  Cheap Jokes,  
    
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hmmm...i just realized my children have adhd...

(a  head dad)
hmmm...i just realized my children have adhd...

(a head dad)


Jokes About Adhd,  Baby Daddy Jokes,  
    
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''The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.''
''The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.''

Possum Jokes,  Funny Sleep Quotes,  Sleep Jokes,  
    
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when your father wasn't around to teach you w to catch
when your father wasn't around to teach you w to catch

Memes,  Sports Fails,  
    
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when ashley and sarah keep sending you  and ty pictures, but all you want is a picture of your dad.
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Memes,  Sexting Jokes,  
    
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How can a grandma in a children's book sneak diss like this?

But it's too late. The firefly is gone. Nana whispers, "Just like your daddy."
How can a grandma in a children's book sneak diss like this?

But it's too late. The firefly is gone. Nana whispers, "Just like your daddy."


Memes,  Hell Naw,  Dead Azz Wrong,  
    
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"i can't find the rim"

"ok jamal, it's a basket not your father just ing sot the ball"
KAPPITS (1)
Zoe: Where's your dad
"i can't find the rim"

"ok jamal, it's a basket not your father just ing sot the ball"


Memes,  Omg Lol,  The Funniest Jokes Ever,  
    
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Cousin: You still believe in Santa

Me: You still believe your dad at the store
Cousin: You still believe in Santa

Me: You still believe your dad at the store


Memes,  Kim Kardashian Meme,  
    
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Aunt: I let my kids believe in Santa

Me: I guess they gotta have a father figure somewhere

#ChristmasClapBack
Aunt: I let my kids believe in Santa

Me: I guess they gotta have a father figure somewhere

#ChristmasClapBack


Memes,  Santa Humor,  Kim Kardashian Memes,  
    
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Cousin: Where's the all the food?

Me: It ran away with your daddy.
Cousin: Where's the all the food?

Me: It ran away with your daddy.


Memes,  Cousin Jokes,  Hell Naw,  
    
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"Stop telling them kids Santa ain't real"

Me: "Stop telling them kids their father is coming back"
"Stop telling them kids Santa ain't real"

Me: "Stop telling them kids their father is coming back"


Memes,  Christmas Clap Back,  Lil Mama Crying,  
    
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"Where's your manners?"

Me: Where's the father of your child(ren)?

#ChristmasClapBack
"Where's your manners?"

Me: Where's the father of your child(ren)?

#ChristmasClapBack


Memes,  Christmas Clap Back,  Manners Jokes,  
    
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