Dead Cat Jokes

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Dead cat jokesI thought I had nine lives but I only lived once IOLO
Cats have nine live. Yes, some people actually believe this to be fact. You have to admit they do survive some pretty incredible situations. The best example of that is Tom and Jerry and let’s face it Tom the cat should have been dead by the end of each and every episode.

Here we have added the best dead cat jokes of the day from all across the Internet. We have taken anything popular and viral jokes we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them.

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Well my coworkers apparently didn't appreciate my new fridge magnet...
Well my coworkers apparently didn't appreciate my new fridge magnet...

Memes,  Fridge Memes,  Magnet Jokes,  
    
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Him: I'm allergic to your cat.

Her: There is a shot that can fix that.

Him: You're right, he won't feel a thing, I'll call the vet now.
Him: I'm allergic to your cat.

Her: There is a shot that can fix that.

Him: You're right, he won't feel a thing, I'll call the vet now.


Memes,  Allergy Memes,  
    
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When you can hear the neighbours calling their dog but you know they will never find him
When you can hear the neighbours calling their dog but you know they will never find him

Memes,  Kim Jong Un Memes,  
    
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Today is my cat's birthday, /b/

Your cat is dead

4chan

Not all of 4chan loves cats
Today is my cat's birthday, /b/

Your cat is dead

4chan

Not all of 4chan loves cats


Memes,  4chan Memes (theme),  
    
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Curiosity 

Killed the cat
Curiosity

Killed the cat


Memes,  Curious George Jokes,  Killer Jokes,  
    
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i hate nirvana

kurt cobain sounds like a dying cat 99% of the time.
i hate nirvana

kurt cobain sounds like a dying cat 99% of the time.


Memes,  Kurt Cobain Meme,  Singing Jokes,  
    
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Accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat today and I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying 'Curiosity was here'.
Accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat today and I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying 'Curiosity was here'.

Funny Ecards,  Sympathy Ecards,  
    
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Not sure if the cat 

Is alive or dead
Not sure if the cat

Is alive or dead


Futurama Fry Memes (theme),  Not Sure If Meme (theme),  
    
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Once upon a time...

There lived a cat with 16 lives...

until a 4*4 hit him...

And he died.

The end
Once upon a time...

There lived a cat with 16 lives...

until a 4*4 hit him...

And he died.

The end


Old Car Jokes,  Cat Memes (theme)  
    
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you lived a life full of good karma, buttons. you will return as a human and become one step closer to nirvana.

humans... they have responsibilities, right?

yes, some.

eh, i'd rather be a lazy piece of  cat gain.

but...

i said eh!

you really do have nine lives, buttons!
you lived a life full of good karma, buttons. you will return as a human and become one step closer to nirvana.

humans... they have responsibilities, right?

yes, some.

eh, i'd rather be a lazy piece of cat gain.

but...

i said eh!

you really do have nine lives, buttons!


Lazy Jokes,  Funny Cat Comics,  Best Cat Jokes,  
    
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Spend 2 hrs looking for the cat

Accidentally bump the electrical cable in the search just to find its sleeping in there
Spend 2 hrs looking for the cat

Accidentally bump the electrical cable in the search just to find its sleeping in there


Cat Meme,  Black Cat Jokes  
    
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Whoever woke me up

Is going to die
Whoever woke me up

Is going to die


Cat Memes (theme),  Cat Funny Jokes,  Cats  
    
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Turn gravity back on!!!!
Turn gravity back on!!!!

Cat Memes (theme),  Cute Hilarious Jokes  
    
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What? the dog is missing? Pardon me while I grieve.

Done.
What? the dog is missing? Pardon me while I grieve.

Done.


Funny Cat And Dog Jokes,  Angry Cat Meme  
    
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