Dead Dog Jokes

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Wife: "How are we gonna tell him? He'll be devastated"

Me: "I'll find a way"

Our son: [Drawing a picture of the family]

"Hi dad"

Me: "scribble the dog out"
Wife: "How are we gonna tell him? He'll be devastated"

Me: "I'll find a way"

Our son: [Drawing a picture of the family]

"Hi dad"

Me: "scribble the dog out"


Memes,  Parenting Fails,  
    
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grandpa: here's another joke - what has 4 legs but isn't alive?

boy: a chair haha, nice try gran

grandpa: its ur dog, he's dead jimmy
grandpa: here's another joke - what has 4 legs but isn't alive?

boy: a chair haha, nice try gran

grandpa: its ur dog, he's dead jimmy


Memes,  Grandpa Jokes,  
    
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Me when a god dies in a movie
Me when a god dies in a movie

Memes,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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guy: hey what u doing :)

girl: sitting in the swer crying because my dog died

guy: alone? what would we do if i was there??
guy: hey what u doing :)

girl: sitting in the swer crying because my dog died

guy: alone? what would we do if i was there??


Memes,  Sexting Meme,  Savage Meme,  
    
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digs for buried treasure in backyard

finds his dog that "ran away"
digs for buried treasure in backyard

finds his dog that "ran away"


Memes,  Bad Luck Meme,  Funny Bad Luck Brian Memes,  
    
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"We can still be friends" is like saying "Hey the dog died but we can still keep it."
"We can still be friends" is like saying "Hey the dog died but we can still keep it."

Memes,  Ex Boyfriends Be Like,  
    
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Q: Why do all dogs go to Heaven?

A: Because Michael Vick is in Hell


Heaven And Hell Jokes,  Michael Vick Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?

A: Have him watch a couple Tennessee Titans games.


Tennessee Titans Jokes,  Funny Football Jokes  
    
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Bath time

I'm dead, can't move

Vet time

Just kidding, I'm ok
Bath time

I'm dead, can't move

Vet time

Just kidding, I'm ok


Funny Dogs Images,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  Bath Jokes,  
    
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girl dies in rror movie

guy dies in rror movie

dog dies in rror movie

this director can go to
girl dies in rror movie

guy dies in rror movie

dog dies in rror movie

this director can go to


Movie Jokes,  Death Jokes,  Pissed Off Jokes  
    
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heading downstairs for some food..

when i notice my dog isn't moving..

"s-sam?.." 

pfffft

still alive
heading downstairs for some food..

when i notice my dog isn't moving..

"s-sam?.."

pfffft

still alive


Fart Jokes,  Funny Meme,  Freddie Mercury Meme  
    
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Q: What's the difference between a Dead Hooker in the road and a dead dog in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the dead dog!


Road Jokes,  
    
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I hit a dog with my car
and I'm asking around to
see who it belongs to.

What does
he looks 
like?
I hit a dog with my car
and I'm asking around to
see who it belongs to.

What does
he looks
like?


Accident Jokes,  Idiot And Fool Jokes  
    
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Knock knock Who's there?

Your dogs dead I hit it with my Jeep Grand Cherokee


Dog Jokes Funny,  Really Funny Knock Knock Jokes  
    
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RIP
Brian Griffin

2005-2013
RIP
Brian Griffin

2005-2013


Family Guy Meme,  Family Guy Memes  
    
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