Dead Hooker Jokes

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don't tell me w to live my life
don't tell me w to live my life

Memes,  Signs Jokes,  
    
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leaky roof?

or dead oker in the crawl space?
leaky roof?

or dead oker in the crawl space?


Roof Jokes,  
    
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all you need is a little bleach and trust me, i've cleaned up enough dead okers to know just w far a little bleach can go
all you need is a little bleach and trust me, i've cleaned up enough dead okers to know just w far a little bleach can go

Bleach Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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i don't always have sex with dead okers

but when i do, i keep them in my freezer
i don't always have sex with dead okers

but when i do, i keep them in my freezer


I Dont Always Meme,  Most Interesting Man In The World Memes,  
    
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when you wake up in vegas witut a memory in sight and a dead oker in your bathroom, ask yourself..what the  would jesus do?
when you wake up in vegas witut a memory in sight and a dead oker in your bathroom, ask yourself..what the would jesus do?

Offensive Jesus Jokes,  Funny Vegas Quotes,  
    
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nothing says "thanks for marrying my girlfriend" like a dead oker in the trunk of the neymoon getaway car
nothing says "thanks for marrying my girlfriend" like a dead oker in the trunk of the neymoon getaway car

Dead Person Jokes,  Honeymoon Jokes,  
    
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whats the difference between a pool table and a pile of dead okers?

i dont have a pool table in my basement.
whats the difference between a pool table and a pile of dead okers?

i dont have a pool table in my basement.


Sick Jokes One Liners,  Sick Jokes One Liners,  
    
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remember, always dump your dead oker on an outgoing tide.
remember, always dump your dead oker on an outgoing tide.

Funny Life Advice,  Funny Advice Quotes,  
    
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i'd be happy to help you move if you help me to dismember this dead oker.
i'd be happy to help you move if you help me to dismember this dead oker.

Moving Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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if you slam your friend playing words with friends, and you want them to play with you again, don't say, "boy that one made my  swell up like a dead oker."
if you slam your friend playing words with friends, and you want them to play with you again, don't say, "boy that one made my swell up like a dead oker."

Funny Stupid Quotes,  
    
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i'd rather be snorting  off a dead oker's  on the floor of a gas station bathroom.
i'd rather be snorting off a dead oker's on the floor of a gas station bathroom.

Cocain Jokes,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  
    
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*sigh* alright we'll go over this one last time. i put the dead oker in the trunk and you push the car into the lake. ok?
*sigh* alright we'll go over this one last time. i put the dead oker in the trunk and you push the car into the lake. ok?

Murder Jokes,  
    
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i'm only riding this bike because the cops found my car which contained the remains of somewhere in the vicinity of seven dead okers.
i'm only riding this bike because the cops found my car which contained the remains of somewhere in the vicinity of seven dead okers.

Bike Humor,  
    
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please god,

don't let them find the dead oker in the bathroom
please god,

don't let them find the dead oker in the bathroom


Prayer Jokes,  Funny Bathroom Quotes,  
    
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it's nice to know you over-compensated this halloween despite looking like a dead oker most of the year anyway.
it's nice to know you over-compensated this halloween despite looking like a dead oker most of the year anyway.

Funny Halloween Ecards,  
    
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