Dead Jokes

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"I really, thought you'd be dead by now."
"I really, thought you'd be dead by now."

Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  Melania Trump Memes,  
    
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When you're dead

But you realize you didn't clear your browser history
When you're dead

But you realize you didn't clear your browser history


Memes,  Game Of Thrones Memes,  
    
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" So what's good? You swear you 'dead' every time you looking at them memes so let's roll "
" So what's good? You swear you 'dead' every time you looking at them memes so let's roll "

Memes,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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Someone: Come over

Me: Sorry I can't I'm dead

Someone: I've got a dog

Me:
Someone: Come over

Me: Sorry I can't I'm dead

Someone: I've got a dog

Me:


Memes,  Come Over Meme,  
    
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*experiences a minor stomach pain*

*Googles symptoms*

Web MD: You already died.

Me:
*experiences a minor stomach pain*

*Googles symptoms*

Web MD: You already died.

Me:


Memes,  Pain Jokes,  Blac Chyna Meme,  
    
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Y'all wanna see a dead body
Y'all wanna see a dead body

Memes,  Boxing Jokes,  
    
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When you gotta literally call out dead on Monday or else your boss just thinks you're trying to have a 3day weekend
When you gotta literally call out dead on Monday or else your boss just thinks you're trying to have a 3day weekend

Memes,  Day Off Jokes,  
    
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if i "just put pills in a bottle"

you'd be dead by now
if i "just put pills in a bottle"

you'd be dead by now


Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, ma'am

We would've come earlier,

But your husband wasn't dead then
We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, ma'am

We would've come earlier,

But your husband wasn't dead then


Husband Jokes,  Leslie Meme,  Movie Meme,  
    
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Why did the Baboon fall out of the tree?

It was dead.
Why did the Baboon fall out of the tree?

It was dead.


Baboon Jokes,  Best Short Jokes,  
    
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w long does someone have to be dead before its considered archeology instead of grave robbing?
w long does someone have to be dead before its considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

Archaeologist Jokes,  Funny Thoughts To Ponder,  
    
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they told me i could become anything i wanted

so i became roadkill.
they told me i could become anything i wanted

so i became roadkill.


Possum Jokes,  They Told Me I Could Be Anything (theme),  Dead Animal Jokes,  
    
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Lamar just out here chilling like he wasn't dead a few months ago
Lamar just out here chilling like he wasn't dead a few months ago

Memes,  Lamar Odom Memes,  Lamar Odom Jokes,  
    
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if i text "haha nice", it means i'd rather be dead than continue this conversation.
if i text "haha nice", it means i'd rather be dead than continue this conversation.

Funny Jokes,  Texting Jokes,  Texting Humor,  
    
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"my mom found one of my old tests from almost 12 years ago."
"my mom found one of my old tests from almost 12 years ago."

Memes,  Lmfao,  Test Jokes,  
    
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