Dead Jokes

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Y'all wanna see a dead body
Y'all wanna see a dead body

Memes,  Boxing Jokes,  
    
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When you gotta literally call out dead on Monday or else your boss just thinks you're trying to have a 3day weekend
When you gotta literally call out dead on Monday or else your boss just thinks you're trying to have a 3day weekend

Memes,  Day Off Jokes,  
    
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if i "just put pills in a bottle"

you'd be dead by now
if i "just put pills in a bottle"

you'd be dead by now


Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, ma'am

We would've come earlier,

But your husband wasn't dead then
We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, ma'am

We would've come earlier,

But your husband wasn't dead then


Husband Jokes,  Leslie Meme,  Movie Meme,  
    
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Why did the Baboon fall out of the tree?

It was dead.
Why did the Baboon fall out of the tree?

It was dead.


Baboon Jokes,  Best Short Jokes,  
    
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w long does someone have to be dead before its considered archeology instead of grave robbing?
w long does someone have to be dead before its considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

Archaeologist Jokes,  Funny Thoughts To Ponder,  
    
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they told me i could become anything i wanted

so i became roadkill.
they told me i could become anything i wanted

so i became roadkill.


Possum Jokes,  They Told Me I Could Be Anything (theme),  Dead Animal Jokes,  
    
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Lamar just out here chilling like he wasn't dead a few months ago
Lamar just out here chilling like he wasn't dead a few months ago

Memes,  Lamar Odom Memes,  Lamar Odom Jokes,  
    
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if i text "haha nice", it means i'd rather be dead than continue this conversation.
if i text "haha nice", it means i'd rather be dead than continue this conversation.

Funny Jokes,  Texting Jokes,  Texting Humor,  
    
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"my mom found one of my old tests from almost 12 years ago."
"my mom found one of my old tests from almost 12 years ago."

Memes,  Lmfao,  Test Jokes,  
    
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when you dead but you still tryna e
when you dead but you still tryna e

Memes,  Funny Tombstone Sayings,  
    
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my plan is to stay in bed so long today that my family thinks i'm dead
my plan is to stay in bed so long today that my family thinks i'm dead

Funny Jokes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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"I almost didn't recognize him with that sheet over his face instead of a newspaper."
"I almost didn't recognize him with that sheet over his face instead of a newspaper."

City Morgue Jokes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"Don't you just love working with people?"
"Don't you just love working with people?"

Dead Person Jokes,  City Morgue Jokes,  
    
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