Dead Person Jokes

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If I go to your funeral and you're not in a casket I'm leaving
If I go to your funeral and you're not in a casket I'm leaving

Memes,  Funeral Meme,  
    
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Lad you okay??
Lad you okay??

Memes,  Social Media Meme,  
    
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Share a Coke with Glenn
Share a Coke with Glenn

Memes,  Coke Jokes,  Walking Dead Jokes,  
    
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Arnold Palmer- Making servers work slightly harder since 1929.
Arnold Palmer- Making servers work slightly harder since 1929.

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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Nrs1: He's dead AF. Someone just unplugged his life support. Nrs2: A Charizard showed up in the hall. I had to charge my phone. Nrs1: Are u fucking kidding me!? Is it still there?
Nrs1: He's dead AF. Someone just unplugged his life support.

Nrs2: A Charizard showed up in the hall. I had to charge my phone.

Nrs1: Are u fucking kidding me!? Is it still there?

Memes,  Funny Nurse Quotes,  Hospital Meme,  
    
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When ur already in bed and ur friends convince you to come out
When ur already in bed and ur friends convince you to come out

Memes,  Going To Bed Jokes,  
    
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*Snaps pic of the deceased with dog filter* Funeral goer: What the hell are you doing?! Me: trust me, it what she would have wanted
*Snaps pic of the deceased with dog filter*

Funeral goer: What the hell are you doing?!

Me: trust me, it what she would have wanted

Memes,  Funeral Meme,  
    
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Ya'll need your phones taken away
Ya'll need your phones taken away

Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  Snapchat Meme,  
    
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She went out like a savage.
She went out like a savage.

Memes,  Anti Trump Meme,  
    
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did you know? ariana grande drags a dead mexican with her everywhere she goes.
did you know?

ariana grande drags a dead mexican with her everywhere she goes.

Ariana Grande Jokes,  Funny Mexican Pictures And Jokes,  
    
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The Artist formerly Known as alive
The Artist formerly

Known as alive

Memes,  Prince Meme,  
    
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Why do archaeologists like dead people? They get enough of those stiffs!
Why do archaeologists like dead people?

They get enough of those stiffs!

Archaeologist Jokes,  Mummy Jokes,  Clean Question And Answer Jokes,  
    
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archaeologists do it in the dirt. forensic archaeologists do it in the dirt with dead bodies!
archaeologists do it in the dirt. forensic archaeologists do it in the dirt with dead bodies!

Archaeologist Jokes,  Science Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Someone: Come over Me: I can't I'm dead Someone: I have a dog Me:
Someone: Come over
Me: I can't I'm dead
Someone: I have a dog
Me:

Memes,  Pet Humor,  Funny Ghost Images,  
    
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''We'll have to check dental records to be sure, but we think it's the tooth fairy.''
''We'll have to check dental records to be sure, but we think it's the tooth fairy.''

Tooth Fairy Jokes,  Funny Dental Comics,  
    
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