Deaf Humor

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Flight attendant: *yawns mid flight*

Deaf people on the plane:
Flight attendant: *yawns mid flight*

Deaf people on the plane:


Memes,  Airplane Jokes,  
    
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Her: He's probably thinking about other girls..

Him: When people yawn., do deaf people think they are screaming?
Her: He's probably thinking about other girls..

Him: When people yawn., do deaf people think they are screaming?


Memes,  Hearing Jokes,  
    
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Me, age 15: Listening to unreasonably loud music with headphones

Everyone: "You're gonna go deaf if you keep that up."

Me, age 22:
Me, age 15: Listening to unreasonably loud music with headphones

Everyone: "You're gonna go deaf if you keep that up."

Me, age 22:


Memes,  Hearing Jokes,  
    
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"Helen stop chewing on your hands"

Helen Keller: ":. :.:.: .:.::. .::.:"
"Helen stop chewing on your hands"

Helen Keller: ":. :.:.: .:.::. .::.:"


Memes,  Jokes About Blind People,  
    
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My deaf girlfriend before and after being told she's beautiful
My deaf girlfriend before and after being told she's beautiful

Memes,  Before And After,  
    
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Him: I try to talk to her and she just mumbles and throws gang signs at me

Her: *signals* I'm deaf

Him: *signals* that doesn't excuse joining the crips Danielle
Him: I try to talk to her and she just mumbles and throws gang signs at me

Her: *signals* I'm deaf

Him: *signals* that doesn't excuse joining the crips Danielle


Memes,  Funny Arguing Quotes,  
    
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did you hear the one about the deaf man?

neither did he
did you hear the one about the deaf man?

neither did he


Memes,  Bad Pun Dog,  Pun Dog (theme),  
    
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ear sex

coining the phrase...

"once you go black, you go deaf!"
ear sex

coining the phrase...

"once you go black, you go deaf!"


Memes,  Once You Go Black Jokes,  Ear Jokes,  
    
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If a deaf child swears

Does their mother wash their hands with soap?
If a deaf child swears

Does their mother wash their hands with soap?


Memes,  Deaf Jokes,  
    
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Did you hear about the deaf guy?

Well he didn't either!
Did you hear about the deaf guy?

Well he didn't either!


Memes,  Deaf Jokes,  
    
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Hey Carl, how do you sell a deaf man a chicken?

Hey! Want to buy a chicken?!
Hey Carl, how do you sell a deaf man a chicken?

Hey! Want to buy a chicken?!


Memes,  Rick And Carl Meme,  
    
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i just saw two deaf girls arguing with each other

one said " keep my name out your hands"
i just saw two deaf girls arguing with each other

one said " keep my name out your hands"


Memes,  Dead Azz Wrong,  
    
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*hits blunt*

if a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?
*hits blunt*

if a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?


Memes,  Deaf Jokes,  
    
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*hits blunt*

if you're deaf, what language do you think in?
*hits blunt*

if you're deaf, what language do you think in?


Memes,  Hits Blunt,  
    
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When you dont hear what someone said even tho they repeated it like 100 times
When you dont hear what someone said even tho they repeated it like 100 times

Memes,  Hearing Jokes,  
    
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