Deaf Jokes

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did you hear the one about the deaf man?

neither did he
did you hear the one about the deaf man?

neither did he


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when you're trying to tell a deaf chick

through sign language that you want some head
when you're trying to tell a deaf chick

through sign language that you want some head


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told girlfriend that mom is dead so speak loud and slow

told mom that girlfriend is reed
told girlfriend that mom is dead so speak loud and slow

told mom that girlfriend is reed


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If a deaf child swears

Does their mother wash their hands with soap?
If a deaf child swears

Does their mother wash their hands with soap?


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Did you hear about the deaf guy?

Well he didn't either!
Did you hear about the deaf guy?

Well he didn't either!


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"You the only one I talk to"

I hear you
"You the only one I talk to"

I hear you


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I watched Bob's last HBO special in hi-def. Because in order to enjoy it, you have to be either high or deaf.
I watched Bob's last HBO special in hi-def. Because in order to enjoy it, you have to be either high or deaf.

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Hey Carl, how do you sell a deaf man a chicken?

Hey! Want to buy a chicken?!
Hey Carl, how do you sell a deaf man a chicken?

Hey! Want to buy a chicken?!


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*hits blunt*

if a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?
*hits blunt*

if a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?


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*hits blunt*

if you're deaf, what language do you think in?
*hits blunt*

if you're deaf, what language do you think in?


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When you dont hear what someone said even tho they repeated it like 100 times
When you dont hear what someone said even tho they repeated it like 100 times

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*hits blunt*

if you was born deaf what language would you think in?
*hits blunt*

if you was born deaf what language would you think in?


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Kanjibhai is talking to the family doctor.
"Doc, I think my wife Rupaben going deaf."

The doctor answers,
"Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

Kanjibhai goes home and tries it out.

He walks in the door and says, "Muna ni Ba , what's for dinner?"

He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her.

"Eh are you listening , what's for dinner?" Still no answer.

He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, Rupaben answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having THEPLA!"


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mute naked girl on beach

seems legit

i'll put a ring on it
mute naked girl on beach

seems legit

i'll put a ring on it


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The best exam teacher is the one who is blind, deaf and mute
The best exam teacher is the one who is blind, deaf and mute

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