Dear Santa Jokes

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Dear Santa

I have been so good this year. Please can I have...

1-ps4
2-Fifa 14
3-New Guitar
4-Sweeties
5-World Peace
6-Beer

Thank You
Chris age 29
I still believe
Dear Santa

I have been so good this year. Please can I have...

1-ps4
2-Fifa 14
3-New Guitar
4-Sweeties
5-World Peace
6-Beer

Thank You
Chris age 29
I still believe


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Dear Santa,

This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please don't mix those two up like you did last year.

Thanks.
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Dear Santa: This year, please keep my girlfriend as amazing as she's been the past 3 Christmas.
Dear Santa,

This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please don't mix those two up like you did last year.

Thanks.


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Dear Santa, 
If I send directions, will you have the reindeer poop on a certain house when you fly over it?
Dear Santa,
If I send directions, will you have the reindeer poop on a certain house when you fly over it?


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Ha ha ha ha! 

Dear Santa

I wish for Lindsay Lohan to get her acting careeer back. 

Love
Cindy

Some wishes are even to big for Santa to fullfill.
Ha ha ha ha!

Dear Santa

I wish for Lindsay Lohan to get her acting careeer back.

Love
Cindy

Some wishes are even to big for Santa to fullfill.


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Dear Santa, 
Is it too late to be good?
Dear Santa,
Is it too late to be good?


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Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is a pill that will ease my hostility towards stupid people.
Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is a pill that will ease my hostility towards stupid people.


Funny Ecards,  Stupid People Quotes,  Adult Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Dear Santa,

I have been very good for the last week or so.  Lets just focus on that.
Dear Santa,

I have been very good for the last week or so. Lets just focus on that.


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Dear Santa, 

Leave presents, take CAT.
Dear Santa,

Leave presents, take CAT.


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dear santa,

i would like a new birthday suit this year.  my current one is old, wrinkled and sagging. 

thanks,
dear santa,

i would like a new birthday suit this year. my current one is old, wrinkled and sagging.

thanks,


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dear santa, 

yeah, i was naughty this year.

and it was worth it you fat judgmental .
dear santa,

yeah, i was naughty this year.

and it was worth it you fat judgmental .


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Dear Santa, 

All I want for Xmas is my own island where I wont have to deal with stupid people!
Dear Santa,

All I want for Xmas is my own island where I wont have to deal with stupid people!


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dear santa, 

all i want is true love this christmas.

well then get ready.
dear santa,

all i want is true love this christmas.

well then get ready.


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Dear Santa,

I've been good this year.
Ok, most of the time.
Once in awhile.
Nevermind.
I'll buy my own presents.
Dear Santa,

I've been good this year.
Ok, most of the time.
Once in awhile.
Nevermind.
I'll buy my own presents.


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