Dear Santa Quotes

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'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?''
'Do you know what speed you were doing Sir? Could I see your tax and insurance, and is all this stuff in the back yours?''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Santa Jokes For Kids,  
    
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"Well, it's no wonder you haven't been feeling too well lately, Santa - you're 96% cholesterol."
"Well, it's no wonder you haven't been feeling too well lately, Santa - you're 96% cholesterol."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Santa Claus Jokes,  
    
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Dear Santa

I have been so good this year. Please can I have...

1-ps4
2-Fifa 14
3-New Guitar
4-Sweeties
5-World Peace
6-Beer

Thank You
Chris age 29
I still believe
Dear Santa

I have been so good this year. Please can I have...

1-ps4
2-Fifa 14
3-New Guitar
4-Sweeties
5-World Peace
6-Beer

Thank You
Chris age 29
I still believe


Funny Jokes,  Funny Christmas Wishes,  Letter Jokes,  
    
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Dear Santa,

This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please don't mix those two up like you did last year.

Thanks.
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Dear Santa: This year, please keep my girlfriend as amazing as she's been the past 3 Christmas.
Dear Santa,

This year, please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please don't mix those two up like you did last year.

Thanks.


Funny Quotes,  Santa Humor,  Dear Santa Jokes,  
    
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Dear Santa, 
If I send directions, will you have the reindeer poop on a certain house when you fly over it?
Dear Santa,
If I send directions, will you have the reindeer poop on a certain house when you fly over it?


Funny Jokes,  Dear Santa Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Christmas,  
    
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Ha ha ha ha! 

Dear Santa

I wish for Lindsay Lohan to get her acting careeer back. 

Love
Cindy

Some wishes are even to big for Santa to fullfill.
Ha ha ha ha!

Dear Santa

I wish for Lindsay Lohan to get her acting careeer back.

Love
Cindy

Some wishes are even to big for Santa to fullfill.


Funny Jokes,  Lindsay Lohan Jokes,  Dear Santa Jokes,  
    
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Dear Santa, 
Is it too late to be good?
Dear Santa,
Is it too late to be good?


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Jokes Humor,  Kids Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is a pill that will ease my hostility towards stupid people.
Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is a pill that will ease my hostility towards stupid people.


Funny Ecards,  Stupid People Quotes,  Adult Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Dear Santa,

I have been very good for the last week or so.  Lets just focus on that.
Dear Santa,

I have been very good for the last week or so. Lets just focus on that.


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Jokes Kids,  Great Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Dear Santa, 

Leave presents, take CAT.
Dear Santa,

Leave presents, take CAT.


Funny Jokes,  Dog And Cat Jokes,  Funny Santa Quotes,  
    
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dear santa,

i would like a new birthday suit this year.  my current one is old, wrinkled and sagging. 

thanks,
dear santa,

i would like a new birthday suit this year. my current one is old, wrinkled and sagging.

thanks,


Funny Jokes,  Aunty Acid Images,  Aunty Acid Quotes,  
    
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dear santa, 

yeah, i was naughty this year.

and it was worth it you fat judgmental .
dear santa,

yeah, i was naughty this year.

and it was worth it you fat judgmental .


Funny Quotes,  Funny Santa Quotes,  New Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Dear Santa, 

All I want for Xmas is my own island where I wont have to deal with stupid people!
Dear Santa,

All I want for Xmas is my own island where I wont have to deal with stupid people!


Funny Quotes,  Funny Christmas Wishes,  Cheesy Christmas Jokes,  
    
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