Death Jokes One Liners

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When you finally die but your manager tells you that you need to find someone to take your shift first
When you finally die but your manager tells you that you need to find someone to take your shift first

Memes,  When You Meme,  Kendrick Lamar Jokes,  
    
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Me looking for the IT clown so it can kill me and end all of my life problems
Me looking for the IT clown so it can kill me and end all of my life problems

Memes,  Clown Jokes,  
    
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Bro what do you mean you don't want to die anymore? Did I not see you tweet 'kill me' at 2am?
Bro what do you mean you don't want to die anymore? Did I not see you tweet 'kill me' at 2am?

Memes,  Jokes For Twitter,  
    
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2016 has been rough, another celeb death. RIP Stuart Little
2016 has been rough, another celeb death. RIP Stuart Little

Memes,  Mouse Jokes,  Jokes Of 2016,  
    
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2016 started with a gorilla 

And ended with a guerrilla
2016 started with a gorilla

And ended with a guerrilla


Memes,  Best Jokes 2016,  
    
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RIP Fidel Castro. You will be missed
RIP Fidel Castro. You will be missed

Memes,  Celebrity Jokes 2016,  Shia Labeouf Funny,  
    
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This that died in 2016
This that died in 2016

Memes,  2016 Memes,  
    
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Get her pregnant then die. #WasteHerTime2016
Get her pregnant then die. #WasteHerTime2016

Memes,  Waste Her Time 2016,  Walking Dead Memes,  
    
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Can't wait to stick my fork into all of these
Can't wait to stick my fork into all of these

Memes,  Funny Suicide Jokes,  Jokes On Food,  
    
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Oh, I died

Please suddenly tell the internet how much of a fan you've always been
Oh, I died

Please suddenly tell the internet how much of a fan you've always been


Memes,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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If you had the choice between listening to an entire Pitbull album and dying what color would your casket be?
If you had the choice between listening to an entire Pitbull album and dying what color would your casket be?

Memes,  Rapper Diss,  Pitbull Jokes,  
    
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RIP to the legends #2016deaths
RIP to the legends #2016deaths

Memes,  Jokes Of 2016,  
    
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If Muhammad Ali floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee

Wouldn't her have died shortly after his first match?
If Muhammad Ali floated like a butterfly and stung like a bee

Wouldn't her have died shortly after his first match?


Memes,  Muhammad Ali Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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*at my funeral*

crush: he's really gone... i can't believe i never got a chance to suck his d-
*at my funeral*

crush: he's really gone... i can't believe i never got a chance to suck his d-


Memes,  Funeral Meme,  
    
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Whoever did this is a savage
Whoever did this is a savage

Memes,  Wrong On So Many Levels,  
    
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