Death Jokes

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Me tomorrow morning:

*Calls work*

Me: "I'm sorry I can't come in today."

Boss: "Why is that?"

Me: "Some family members have died."

RIP Glenn and Abraham
Me tomorrow morning:

*Calls work*

Me: "I'm sorry I can't come in today."

Boss: "Why is that?"

Me: "Some family members have died."

RIP Glenn and Abraham


Memes,  The Walking Dead Memes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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Everyone kept using me for anti-Hillary memes and now I'm dead all of a sudden

But that's none of my business
Everyone kept using me for anti-Hillary memes and now I'm dead all of a sudden

But that's none of my business


Memes,  Anti Hillary Meme,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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and the celebrity deaths keep coming...
and the celebrity deaths keep coming...

Big Bird Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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they see me surfin

stealin them souls
they see me surfin

stealin them souls


Surfing Jokes,  Soul Jokes,  
    
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Me when a god dies in a movie
Me when a god dies in a movie

Memes,  Dead Dog Jokes,  Movie Jokes,  
    
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When you old and about to die and the realization sets in that your only lasting legacy on this earth will be memes
When you old and about to die and the realization sets in that your only lasting legacy on this earth will be memes

Memes,  Hide The Pain Harold,  Funny Life Thoughts,  
    
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Muhammad Ali

Why u do dis
Muhammad Ali

Why u do dis


Memes,  Muhammad Ali Jokes,  Sad Jokes,  
    
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goes to el salvador

dies
goes to el salvador

dies


Salvadoran Jokes,  
    
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aruba for spring break? 

i hear it's to die for
aruba for spring break?

i hear it's to die for


Aruba Jokes,  Spring Break Jokes,  
    
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do a long jump 

into your own grave.
do a long jump

into your own grave.


Long Jump Jokes,  Wii Jokes,  
    
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a suicide note is only good...

...if you have someone to give it to
a suicide note is only good...

...if you have someone to give it to


Funny Suicide Notes,  Suicide Jokes,  
    
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i'd be nored to be the "murder" half of your murder-suicide.
i'd be nored to be the "murder" half of your murder-suicide.

Funny Suicide Notes,  Murder Jokes,  Suicide Jokes,  
    
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Don't flush your dead fish, the sewage plant will filter and send him to a landfill

Take him to a river or lake and give him a burial at sea
Don't flush your dead fish, the sewage plant will filter and send him to a landfill

Take him to a river or lake and give him a burial at sea


Actual Advice Mallard (theme),  Dead Fish Jokes,  
    
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i told him....

2 go fast and furious!
i told him....

2 go fast and furious!


Paul Walker Jokes,  Death Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Chuck Norris died

But he's alright now
Chuck Norris died

But he's alright now


Chuck Norris Jokes,  Chuck Norris Memes,  Best Chuck Norris Jokes Ever,  
    
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