Death Jokes

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I remember my moms Uncle Joe died and got cremated and we were on the way to the funeral and she said she wanted some coffee and my older brother said "well we got a box 'a joke right here" and that didn't make her laugh
I remember my moms Uncle Joe died and got cremated and we were on the way to the funeral and she said she wanted some coffee and my older brother said "well we got a box 'a joke right here" and that didn't make her laugh

Memes,  Tasteless Jokes,  Coffee Puns,  
    
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If I go to your funeral and you're not in a casket I'm leaving
If I go to your funeral and you're not in a casket I'm leaving

Memes,  Funeral Meme,  Dead Person Jokes,  
    
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Can someone please tell Lindsay Lohan that you can't "feel better" from death
Can someone please tell Lindsay Lohan that you can't "feel better" from death

Memes,  Lindsay Lohan Jokes,  
    
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when everyone is upset about xxxtentacion's death but you can't relate because you don't have a ty taste in music
when everyone is upset about xxxtentacion's death but you can't relate because you don't have a ty taste in music

Memes,  Rap Music Jokes,  Rapper Diss,  
    
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I need this outfit for when the police come and tell me my rich husband died in mysterious circumstances
I need this outfit for when the police come and tell me my rich husband died in mysterious circumstances

Memes,  Fashion Memes,  Rich People Jokes,  
    
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Next time I'm opening up to someone is my autopsy
Next time I'm opening up to someone is my autopsy

Memes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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"Next time just laugh instead of saying 'I'm dead', it's a waste of my time"
"Next time just laugh instead of saying 'I'm dead', it's a waste of my time"

Memes,  Grim Reaper Meme,  
    
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People: Hugh Hefner is in a better place

Me:
People: Hugh Hefner is in a better place

Me:


Memes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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when everybody around you is praying to allah but you're about to meet him
when everybody around you is praying to allah but you're about to meet him

Memes,  Best Muslim Jokes,  Suicide Jokes,  
    
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When you had 3 weeks to finish your assignment but you still left it all until the night before it's due

Part 1 of 3: Accepting Your Death
When you had 3 weeks to finish your assignment but you still left it all until the night before it's due

Part 1 of 3: Accepting Your Death


Memes,  When You Meme,  Student Jokes,  
    
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Person of the Year
Time
Person of the Year
Time


Memes,  Jokes For 2016,  
    
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Me tomorrow morning:

*Calls work*

Me: "I'm sorry I can't come in today."

Boss: "Why is that?"

Me: "Some family members have died."

RIP Glenn and Abraham
Me tomorrow morning:

*Calls work*

Me: "I'm sorry I can't come in today."

Boss: "Why is that?"

Me: "Some family members have died."

RIP Glenn and Abraham


Memes,  The Walking Dead Memes,  Jokes About Being Sick,  
    
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Everyone kept using me for anti-Hillary memes and now I'm dead all of a sudden

But that's none of my business
Everyone kept using me for anti-Hillary memes and now I'm dead all of a sudden

But that's none of my business


Memes,  Anti Hillary Meme,  Willy Wonka Memes,  
    
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and the celebrity deaths keep coming...
and the celebrity deaths keep coming...

Big Bird Jokes,  Celebrity Jokes,  
    
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