Deer Jokes

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Deer jokesSay it to my face, bro I deer you
A deer is an animal that likes to jump in front of cars on the highway. On this page, you will find references to that and jokes that replace the word ‘dear’ with deer. You will also find jokes about people in different states that eat deer like the rest of us eat cow.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best viral deer jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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I've hit 2 deer in a month while commuting to work and my boss thought it would be funny to put this on my back up camera in the rental car I''m driving. I nearly pooped myself.
I've hit 2 deer in a month while commuting to work and my boss thought it would be funny to put this on my back up camera in the rental car I''m driving.

I nearly pooped myself.

Memes,  Car Pranks,  Funny Car Pictures,  
    
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not tonight, deer, i have a headache.
not tonight, deer, i have a headache.

Memes,  Deer Memes,  
    
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You know you are a true Wyomingite when: 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
You know you are a true Wyomingite when:

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

Driving Jokes,  Car Crash Jokes,  
    
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Jane asks Mark: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?" Mark shrugs and says, "No-eye deer."
Jane asks Mark: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"

Mark shrugs and says, "No-eye deer."

Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Deer Puns,  
    
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"So I like rutting. So sue me."
"So I like rutting. So sue me."

Lawsuit Jokes,  Funny Animals Jokes,  
    
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not tonight deer. i have a headache.
not tonight deer. i have a headache.

Deer Puns,  Head Hurts Jokes,  
    
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'Okay, this guy isn't talking. You can kill the headlights Sam.'
'Okay, this guy isn't talking. You can kill the headlights Sam.'

Funny Deer Jokes,  Torture Jokes,  
    
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You didn't get a deer this year Cause you suck and your name is Ryan
You didn't get a deer this year

Cause you suck and your name is Ryan

Ryan Meme,  Annoyed Picard Meme,  
    
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I see you Over deer!
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Rudolf.: Hit you sorry.
I see you

Over deer!

Elk Jokes,  Funny Deer Hunting Jokes,  Deer Meme,  
    
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Oh deer They're closed
Oh deer

They're closed

Deer Puns,  Elk Jokes,  Deer Memes,  
    
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Not sure if I should cross the road Or stand in the middle of it
Not sure if I should cross the road

Or stand in the middle of it

Elk Jokes,  Deer Meme,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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The car is stopped to let me cross? I'll just wait here. When it goes again, that's when I'll make my move.
The car is stopped to let me cross? I'll just wait here.

When it goes again, that's when I'll make my move.

Elk Jokes,  Jokes About Animal,  
    
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Hey you hear those cars? Yeah we should deff run across and go see
Hey you hear those cars?

Yeah we should deff run across and go see

Elk Jokes,  Deer Meme,  
    
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go me deer you're drunk
go me deer

you're drunk

Elk Jokes,  Go Home You're Drunk Memes,  
    
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Deer returns favor by saving tiny human from the swift rapids...
Deer returns favor by saving tiny human from the swift rapids...

Animals Funny Images,  Hilarious Pictures,  
    
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