Deez Nuts Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular and best viral deez nuts jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Deez nuts is usually something people say to make people mad. They say things like “Have you talked to D?” when the person asks who’s D the response is then “Deez Nuts”. The phrase most obviously refers to testicles, but in this section you will also find jokes that flip the actual nuts you eat into a deez nuts joke.

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you like dragons?

cuz i'll be dragon deez nuts across your face
you like dragons?

cuz i'll be dragon deez nuts across your face


Dragon Puns,  
    
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A look back at 2015
A look back at 2015

Memes,  2015 Memes,  What Are Those,  
    
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Deez nutz?

No thanks I'm allergic.
Deez nutz?

No thanks I'm allergic.


Memes,  Deez Nuts Meme,  
    
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if the deez nuts joke could die out already

that would be great
if the deez nuts joke could die out already

that would be great


Memes,  That Would Be Great Meme,  
    
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Presidential Race Poll

Kanye West (Bro) 40%
Donald Trump (R) 38%
Deez Nutz (I) 9%
Presidential Race Poll

Kanye West (Bro) 40%
Donald Trump (R) 38%
Deez Nutz (I) 9%


Memes,  Election Jokes,  Kanye West Jokes,  
    
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Hilary Clinton

Donald Trump

Deez Nuts
Hilary Clinton

Donald Trump

Deez Nuts


Memes,  Voting Jokes,  Hilary Clinton Jokes,  
    
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Taylor, Imma let you finish. But are you voting for Deez Nuts?

Wut...
Taylor, Imma let you finish. But are you voting for Deez Nuts?

Wut...


Memes,  Kanye West Funny,  
    
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If Deez Nuts doesn't win

Just blame it on me
If Deez Nuts doesn't win

Just blame it on me


Memes,  Blame Jokes,  Funny Obama Jokes,  
    
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I'm voting for

"Deez Nuts"...aren't you?
I'm voting for

"Deez Nuts"...aren't you?


Memes,  Voting Jokes,  
    
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when your country has a legit contender for president named deez nuts

where the  am i?
when your country has a legit contender for president named deez nuts

where the am i?


Memes,  Country Jokes,  United States Jokes,  
    
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w are you voting for in 2016?

deez nuts
w are you voting for in 2016?

deez nuts


Memes,  Presidential Jokes,  
    
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Donald Trump's Newest Competition Is an Iowa Man Legally Named Deez Nuts
an iowa man legally named 'deez nuts' takes a huge percentage of a recent presidential race poll.

News,  Funny News Videos,  Funny News Stories Of The Day,  Omg Lol,  
    
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Ask not what Deez Nuts can do for you

Ask what Deez Nuts can do for your country
Ask not what Deez Nuts can do for you

Ask what Deez Nuts can do for your country


Memes,  John F Kennedy Jokes,  
    
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The best way to predict the future

Is to vote for Deez Nuts
The best way to predict the future

Is to vote for Deez Nuts


Memes,  Voting Jokes,  Abraham Lincoln Jokes,  
    
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