Delivery Jokes

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Iron Throne I built in work

So this is why my pizza takes 2 hours to get delivered
Iron Throne I built in work

So this is why my pizza takes 2 hours to get delivered


Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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Some earrings I ordered on aliexpress never arrived and they asked for photo evidence???
Some earrings I ordered on aliexpress never arrived and they asked for photo evidence???

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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 just got real.
just got real.

Memes,  Ups Jokes,  Fedex Jokes,  
    
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Before Amazon Prime: "Wow, they said 8-10 days and my package came in eight! How nice."

After Prime: "if I don;t get these cat coasters within 24 hours I am going to kill myself."
Before Amazon Prime: "Wow, they said 8-10 days and my package came in eight! How nice."

After Prime: "if I don;t get these cat coasters within 24 hours I am going to kill myself."


Memes,  Shipping Jokes,  Amazon Jokes,  
    
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Bruh why don't taco trucks drive around the neighborhood like ice cream trucks do?
Bruh why don't taco trucks drive around the neighborhood like ice cream trucks do?

Memes,  Taco Jokes,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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UPS tracking: "Your package is in X City, USA on a truck driven by Bob and will be at your door at 2:37pm"

FedEX: "Your package is coming, you'll get it when we give it to you."

USPS: "You ordered something?"
UPS tracking: "Your package is in X City, USA on a truck driven by Bob and will be at your door at 2:37pm"

FedEX: "Your package is coming, you'll get it when we give it to you."

USPS: "You ordered something?"


Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Looks like someone got drunk on Prime Day
Looks like someone got drunk on Prime Day

Memes,  Amazon Jokes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Me tracking my package even tho I just ordered it 5 minutes ago
Me tracking my package even tho I just ordered it 5 minutes ago

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Pizza delivery prices stress me. Hows the pizza 7.99 but my total 17.98
Pizza delivery prices stress me. Hows the pizza 7.99 but my total 17.98

Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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Husband: Where do all these Amazon boxes keep coming from? Who is ordering this stuff?

Me: I have no idea

Husband: The boxes are addressed to you

Me:
Husband: Where do all these Amazon boxes keep coming from? Who is ordering this stuff?

Me: I have no idea

Husband: The boxes are addressed to you

Me:


Memes,  Amazon Jokes,  Funny Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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"Your order has been shipped"
"Your order has been shipped"

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  Patience Jokes,  
    
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My Uber eats driver
My Uber eats driver

Memes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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"Your order has shipped"
"Your order has shipped"

Memes,  Mail Jokes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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The porch is fine don't get your people shot
The porch is fine don't get your people shot

Memes,  Amazon Jokes,  
    
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Shit's about to go down.
Shit's about to go down.

Memes,  Ups Jokes,  
    
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