Delivery Jokes

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UPS tracking: "Your package is in X City, USA on a truck driven by Bob and will be at your door at 2:37pm"

FedEX: "Your package is coming, you'll get it when we give it to you."

USPS: "You ordered something?"
UPS tracking: "Your package is in X City, USA on a truck driven by Bob and will be at your door at 2:37pm"

FedEX: "Your package is coming, you'll get it when we give it to you."

USPS: "You ordered something?"


Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Looks like someone got drunk on Prime Day
Looks like someone got drunk on Prime Day

Memes,  Amazon Jokes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Me tracking my package even tho I just ordered it 5 minutes ago
Me tracking my package even tho I just ordered it 5 minutes ago

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Pizza delivery prices stress me. Hows the pizza 7.99 but my total 17.98
Pizza delivery prices stress me. Hows the pizza 7.99 but my total 17.98

Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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Husband: Where do all these Amazon boxes keep coming from? Who is ordering this stuff?

Me: I have no idea

Husband: The boxes are addressed to you

Me:
Husband: Where do all these Amazon boxes keep coming from? Who is ordering this stuff?

Me: I have no idea

Husband: The boxes are addressed to you

Me:


Memes,  Amazon Jokes,  Funny Husband Wife Jokes,  
    
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"Your order has been shipped"
"Your order has been shipped"

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  Patience Jokes,  
    
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My Uber eats driver
My Uber eats driver

Memes,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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"Your order has shipped"
"Your order has shipped"

Memes,  Mail Jokes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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The porch is fine don't get your people shot
The porch is fine don't get your people shot

Memes,  Amazon Jokes,  
    
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Shit's about to go down.
Shit's about to go down.

Memes,  Ups Jokes,  
    
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"Your order has been shipped" Me:
"Your order has been shipped" Me:

Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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Me 5 seconds after ordering pizza
Me 5 seconds after ordering pizza

Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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Website: "Your order has been shipp---"

Me:
Website: "Your order has been shipp---"

Me:


Memes,  Online Shopping Jokes,  
    
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My mailman was the first to congratulate me.
My mailman was the first to congratulate me.

Memes,  Mail Jokes,  Diploma Jokes,  
    
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X gon ship it to ya
X gon ship it to ya

Memes,  Dmx Funny,  Shipping Jokes,  
    
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