Demetri Martin Jokes

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courage

"if i ever saw an amputee being hanged, i would just yell out letters."
courage

"if i ever saw an amputee being hanged, i would just yell out letters."


Demotivational Posters,  Truly Tasteless Jokes,  
    
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Achievement
"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'"
Achievement
"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'"


Demotivational Posters,  Puzzle Jokes,  
    
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tughtfulness

"i like parties, but i don't like pinatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. let's kick its ."
tughtfulness

"i like parties, but i don't like pinatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. let's kick its ."


Demotivational Posters,  Donkey Jokes,  
    
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If I lived below a tap dancer

I'd just put really powerful magnets on the ceiling
If I lived below a tap dancer

I'd just put really powerful magnets on the ceiling


Funny Jokes,  Dry Humor,  Magnet Jokes,  
    
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Demetri Martin

"I once saw two geese fighting and thought, this is a pillow fight ahead of time."
Demetri Martin

"I once saw two geese fighting and thought, this is a pillow fight ahead of time."


Short Animal Jokes,  Short Funny Animal Jokes,  Fighting Jokes  
    
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Game, set, match equals tennis

Set, match, run equals arson
Game, set, match equals tennis

Set, match, run equals arson


Tennis Jokes,  Fire Jokes,  Funny Stand Up Jokes By Comedians,  Comedy,  
    
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