Denver Nuggets Jokes

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Q: What's the difference between an Denver Nuggets fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Clean Question And Answer Jokes,  Sports Insults  

Q: How do you keep a Nuggets fan from masterbating?

A: You paint his dick Los Angeles purple and gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

Masterbating Jokes,  Los Angeles Jokes,  

Q. Why do ducks fly over Pepsi Center upside down?

A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Soda Jokes,  Funny Fly Jokes,  Funny Question Jokes  

Q: How many Denver Nuggets fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!

Fan Jokes,  Light Bulb Jokes,  Short Question Jokes  

Q. How did the Denver Nuggets fan die from drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on him!

Funny Milk Jokes,  Cow Jokes  

Q: What do you call a Denver Nugget in the NBA Finals?

A: A referee.

Nba Jokes,  Referee Jokes,  Question Answer Jokes  

Q: What does an Denver Nuggets fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?

A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Fan Jokes,  Nba Jokes,  Playstation Jokes,  

Q: How do the Nuggets spend the first week of training camp?

A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Training Jokes,  Funny Questions Answers  

Q: Did you hear that Denver's basketball team doesn't have a website?

A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Funny Basketball Jokes,  Website Jokes  

Q: Why do Denver Nuggets fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Tickets Jokes,  Handicap Jokes,  Funny Questions Answers  

Q: What does a Denver Nuggets fan and a bottle of beer have in common?

A: Theyre both empty from the neck up.

Beer Jokes,  Common Jokes,  

Q: Why doesn't Boulder have a professional basketball team?

A: Because then Denver would want one.

Colorado Jokes,  Basketball Joke,  Sport Team Jokes  

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