Depressed Jokes

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Me: I'd do anything to make my depression go away...

Person: Why don't you come to my church so we can pray for you!

Me:
Me: I'd do anything to make my depression go away...

Person: Why don't you come to my church so we can pray for you!

Me:


Memes,  Church Humor,  Jokes About Prayer,  
    
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My depression: Nothing matters, just take a nap

My anxiety: There's no time for naps and ere's all the reasons why

Me:
My depression: Nothing matters, just take a nap

My anxiety: There's no time for naps and ere's all the reasons why

Me:


Memes,  Jokes On Life,  
    
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If somebody has a voodoo doll of me and keeps forcing it to make poor life decisions please stop
If somebody has a voodoo doll of me and keeps forcing it to make poor life decisions please stop

Memes,  Kermit Meme,  Life Jokes,  
    
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When your life's a mess already filled with crippling anxiety and depression yet sprinkle some procrastination for decor
When your life's a mess already filled with crippling anxiety and depression yet sprinkle some procrastination for decor

Memes,  Life Memes,  Procrastination Jokes,  
    
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How I sleep during a 3-hour depression nap in the middle of the day vs how I sleep at night
How I sleep during a 3-hour depression nap in the middle of the day vs how I sleep at night

Memes,  Nap Meme,  
    
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When your alarm goes off & you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep
When your alarm goes off & you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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If I had a dollar every time I overthink, overreact, get depressed and pissed off.
If I had a dollar every time I overthink, overreact, get depressed and pissed off.

Memes,  Jokes About Money,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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Thinking about how I have no plans for my life because I thought I'd be dead by now
Thinking about how I have no plans for my life because I thought I'd be dead by now

Memes,  Ben Affleck Jokes,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  
    
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when ur depression telling u you're the worst and need to die but ur narcissism is telling ur basically a god and now u dont know w to act
when ur depression telling u you're the worst and need to die but ur narcissism is telling ur basically a god and now u dont know w to act

Memes,  Britney Spears Jokes,  
    
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When the depression hits while you're out with the girls and you're contemplating your existence
When the depression hits while you're out with the girls and you're contemplating your existence

Memes,  Ariana Grande Memes,  Kylie Jenner Meme,  
    
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"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying I'm busy person"
"Girl u need to stop asking to die it gets really annoying I'm busy person"

Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  Dying Jokes,  
    
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country is depressing?

you're right, i'm depressed that he's wearing pants.
country is depressing?

you're right, i'm depressed that he's wearing pants.


Country Music Jokes,  Pants Jokes,  Luke Bryan Meme,  
    
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Doc: So what's the problem fam?

GuY: I think I have depression

Doc: Why?

Guy: I have more memes than pics of my gf

Doc: You mean bf

Guy: No, I mean GF

Doc: My bad I got confused cause you vape
Doc: So what's the problem fam?

GuY: I think I have depression

Doc: Why?

Guy: I have more memes than pics of my gf

Doc: You mean bf

Guy: No, I mean GF

Doc: My bad I got confused cause you vape


Memes,  Doctor Memes,  
    
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They say "you are what you eat" but I don;t remember eating dead inside
They say "you are what you eat" but I don;t remember eating dead inside

Memes,  Eating Meme,  Emo Jokes,  
    
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