Detective Jokes

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Detective jokesI should become a detective
Detectives have above average problem solving skills and can find almost anyone and figure out almost anything. You will usually find them on the police force but in plain clothes and working undercover. As long as we now have facebook and people that post everything to social media anyone can be a detective and that is just a few of the topics of the jokes that you will find on this page.

Here in this section, we have added the most popular and best viral detective jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

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when you've deciding whether you have enough evidence to call them out on their bull
when you've deciding whether you have enough evidence to call them out on their bull

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What do you call an alligator that invests in eyes?

An investigator.
What do you call an alligator that invests in eyes?

An investigator.


Alligator Jokes,  Business And Investing Jokes,  
    
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GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up.

ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.
GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up.

ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.


Memes,  Relationship Meme,  
    
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It's not stalking. 

It's called being an internet detective.
It's not stalking.

It's called being an internet detective.


Nosey People Jokes,  Funny Stalker Quotes,  
    
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I want to apply for the detective position. My past experiences include stalking my crush on social media.
I want to apply for the detective position. My past experiences include stalking my crush on social media.

Funny Stalker Sayings,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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You remind me of a detective... 

It seems like you're always trying to get a clue.
You remind me of a detective...

It seems like you're always trying to get a clue.


Nosey Jokes,  Nosey People Jokes,  
    
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You don't have to be a detective to locate the desperation in your posts.
You don't have to be a detective to locate the desperation in your posts.

Social Network Jokes,  Funny Short Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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A woman is a better detective than the FBI. We always find out. We may not speak on it but we always know!!!
A woman is a better detective than the FBI. We always find out. We may not speak on it but we always know!!!

Funny Sayings About Women,  Fbi Agent Jokes,  
    
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When the smart board markers

Go missing
When the smart board markers

Go missing


Best School Jokes,  Funny Jokes For Teachers,  
    
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I wanted to become a detective..So I signed up online...I paid online...and never heard from them again...I either got ripped off...Or it's my first case.
I wanted to become a detective..So I signed up online...I paid online...and never heard from them again...I either got ripped off...Or it's my first case.

Free Online Jokes,  Best Internet Jokes,  
    
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Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.
Matchbooks exist just to be clues in detective movies.

Movie Jokes,  Funny One Liner,  
    
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Suspect: I want my lawyer. 

Detective: Ok I just have one more question...

Suspect answers
Suspect: I want my lawyer.

Detective: Ok I just have one more question...

Suspect answers


Confused Jackie Chan,  Crime Jokes,  
    
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That Moment when everyone on FB becomes a police officer or detective to try and solve a breaking news case...
That Moment when everyone on FB becomes a police officer or detective to try and solve a breaking news case...

Funny Facebook Quotes,  Police Jokes,  
    
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*sees detective in trench coat outlining a dead mans  with chalk at the crimescene*

"hi, i'm  tracy"
*sees detective in trench coat outlining a dead mans with chalk at the crimescene*

"hi, i'm tracy"


    
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women w marry detective

must kiss
women w marry detective

must kiss


Wise Confucius,  
    
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