Detention Jokes

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They sent me to detention

I sent them to the shadow realm
They sent me to detention

I sent them to the shadow realm


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Nerdy Jokes,  
    
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Last day of school

Gets detention
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Gets detention


Memes,  Last Day Of School Meme,  Last Day Of School Jokes,  
    
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dad, you have to pick me up from scol at 5:30 tonight, i got detention for eating  in scol.

what have you been doing?!?!

dad i didnt think you would make such a big deal out of it, all of my friends do it, i just got caught.

you are grounded until you are 18!!

omg gum** i swear to god i meant to say gum dad!

oh thank god! see you at 5:30.
dad, you have to pick me up from scol at 5:30 tonight, i got detention for eating in scol.

what have you been doing?!?!

dad i didnt think you would make such a big deal out of it, all of my friends do it, i just got caught.

you are grounded until you are 18!!

omg gum** i swear to god i meant to say gum dad!

oh thank god! see you at 5:30.


Funny Jokes,  
    
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Teacher

The other day my teacher pointed a ruler at me and said "at the end of this ruler is an idiot"

Now I Hebe detention telling him that he was holding it backwards
Teacher

The other day my teacher pointed a ruler at me and said "at the end of this ruler is an idiot"

Now I Hebe detention telling him that he was holding it backwards


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Teacher Posters,  Funny Jokes For Teachers,  Funny School Posters,  
    
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My teacher pointed her ruler at me and said: "at one end of this ruler is an idiot!"

I dot detention after asking which end she was referring to!
My teacher pointed her ruler at me and said: "at one end of this ruler is an idiot!"

I dot detention after asking which end she was referring to!


Funny Teacher Ecards,  Teacher Student Jokes,  Kiddy Jokes,  
    
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Gives you detention for being late

Comes 5 minutes late to your detention
Gives you detention for being late

Comes 5 minutes late to your detention


Funny Ironic Jokes,  Behavior Jokes,  Unhelpful High School Teacher (theme),  
    
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You get detention for dropping "F-bomb"?

Why not A-bomb?
You get detention for dropping "F-bomb"?

Why not A-bomb?


High Expectations Asian Father (theme),  So Dumb Jokes,  
    
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Asks Spanish teacher to go to the restroom in English

Gets a 3 hr detention
Asks Spanish teacher to go to the restroom in English

Gets a 3 hr detention


Bad Luck Brian (theme),  Funny Spanish Jokes,  School Humor,  
    
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so today my teacher pointed at
me with a ruler

so?

he said, "there's and idiot at the
end of this ruler"

awww! he called you an idiot?!

no! i got detention for asking
"which end?"

oh! hahahaha!!!!
so today my teacher pointed at
me with a ruler

so?

he said, "there's and idiot at the
end of this ruler"

awww! he called you an idiot?!

no! i got detention for asking
"which end?"

oh! hahahaha!!!!


Text Memes,  Student Humor,  Teacher Insults,  School Teacher Jokes,  
    
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my teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: "at the end of this ruler there's an idiot!"

i got detention after asking which end. 

being a smart like a boss
my teacher pointed me with his ruler and said: "at the end of this ruler there's an idiot!"

i got detention after asking which end.

being a smart like a boss


Teacher Insults,  Idiot And Fool Jokes,  
    
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My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said that at the end of this ruler is a dumb. I got a detention after asking which end!


Teacher Puns,  Dumb Puns,  Funny Teacher And Student Jokes,  
    
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Teacher: Leona did you do your homework?

Leona: Nope I didn't.

Teacher: That's it young lady 25 minutes of detention.

Leona: I can't get blamed for something I didn't even do!


Homework Jokes,  Kid School Jokes,  Teacher Jokes,  Best School Jokes For Kids,  
    
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