Diamond Jokes

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Valentine, you shine like a carbon allotrope.
Valentine, you shine like a carbon allotrope.

Funny Valentines Sayings,  Chemistry Love Jokes,  
    
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On the planets Uranus and Neptune, it regularly rains diamonds

Off we go!
On the planets Uranus and Neptune, it regularly rains diamonds

Off we go!


Planet Jokes,  Neptune Jokes,  
    
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Aries

Our birthstone says it all
Aries

Our birthstone says it all


Memes,  Team Aries,  Funny Zodiac,  
    
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so when her pubes grow back she gonna have "a diamond in the rough"
so when her pubes grow back she gonna have "a diamond in the rough"

Funny Hair Jokes,  
    
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When bae asks what I want for Christmas:

I want diamonds and pearls.
When bae asks what I want for Christmas:

I want diamonds and pearls.


Memes,  Bae Meme,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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Rubbed my eye this morning

Scratched it on my diamond ring
Rubbed my eye this morning

Scratched it on my diamond ring


Eye Jokes,  1st World Problems,  First World Problems,  
    
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Your leads

Are now diamonds
Your leads

Are now diamonds


Lead Jokes,  Business Jokes  
    
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Saturn, Jupiter, and Neptune has diamonds

Looks like they need some freedom
Saturn, Jupiter, and Neptune has diamonds

Looks like they need some freedom


Memes,  Jupiter Jokes,  Freedom Meme,  
    
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Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend...?

No, not at all... it's more a case of the cubic zirconia offering more bling for the buck!!
Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend...?

No, not at all... it's more a case of the cubic zirconia offering more bling for the buck!!


Memes,  Zirconium Jokes,  Funny Best Friend Jokes,  
    
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"You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconia?... but, you're a diamond dealer!"
"You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconia?... but, you're a diamond dealer!"

Memes,  Zirconium Jokes,  
    
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Nice diamonds

Can I see them
Nice diamonds

Can I see them


Memes,  Minecraft Creeper,  Funny Video Game Jokes,  
    
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Those are some pretty nice diamonds you got there.

Be a shame if they were to get... blown away!
Those are some pretty nice diamonds you got there.

Be a shame if they were to get... blown away!


Memes,  Minecraft Memes,  
    
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I like diamonds want to share

No well u make me sad ssssss............

Booooom
I like diamonds want to share

No well u make me sad ssssss............

Booooom


Memes,  Minecraft Memes,  Creeper Meme,  
    
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Got diamond sword in minecraft...

Creeper blow it up...
Got diamond sword in minecraft...

Creeper blow it up...


Memes,  Minecraft Memes,  
    
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All I wanted was

To help find some diamonds.
All I wanted was

To help find some diamonds.


Memes,  Minecraft Creeper,  
    
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