Diamond Jokes

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Sorry, I was too busy paying $485 for a campus parking pass.
Sorry, I was too busy paying $485 for a campus parking pass.

Memes,  Jokes For Students On College,  
    
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Wy aren't millennials buying diamonds? Sorry, I was too busy paying for a campus parking pass
Wy aren't millennials buying diamonds?

Sorry, I was too busy paying for a campus parking pass

Memes,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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Valentine, you shine like a carbon allotrope.
Valentine, you shine like a carbon allotrope.

Funny Valentines Sayings,  Chemistry Love Jokes,  
    
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On the planets Uranus and Neptune, it regularly rains diamonds Off we go!
On the planets Uranus and Neptune, it regularly rains diamonds

Off we go!

Planet Jokes,  Neptune Jokes,  
    
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Aries Our birthstone says it all
Aries

Our birthstone says it all

Memes,  Team Aries,  Funny Zodiac,  
    
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so when her pubes grow back she gonna have "a diamond in the rough"
so when her pubes grow back she gonna have "a diamond in the rough"

Funny Hair Jokes,  
    
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When bae asks what I want for Christmas: I want diamonds and pearls.
When bae asks what I want for Christmas:

I want diamonds and pearls.

Memes,  Bae Meme,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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Rubbed my eye this morning Scratched it on my diamond ring
Rubbed my eye this morning

Scratched it on my diamond ring

Eye Jokes,  1st World Problems,  First World Problems,  
    
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Your leads Are now diamonds
Your leads

Are now diamonds

Lead Jokes,  Business Jokes  
    
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Saturn, Jupiter, and Neptune has diamonds Looks like they need some freedom
Saturn, Jupiter, and Neptune has diamonds

Looks like they need some freedom

Memes,  Jupiter Jokes,  Freedom Meme,  
    
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"You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconia?... but, you're a diamond dealer!"
"You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconia?... but, you're a diamond dealer!"

Memes,  Zirconium Jokes,  
    
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Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend...? No, not at all... it's more a case of the cubic zirconia offering more bling for the buck!!
Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend...?

No, not at all... it's more a case of the cubic zirconia offering more bling for the buck!!

Memes,  Zirconium Jokes,  Funny Best Friend Jokes,  
    
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Nice diamonds Can I see them
Nice diamonds

Can I see them

Memes,  Minecraft Creeper,  Funny Video Game Jokes,  
    
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Those are some pretty nice diamonds you got there. Be a shame if they were to get... blown away!
Those are some pretty nice diamonds you got there.

Be a shame if they were to get... blown away!

Memes,  Minecraft Memes,  
    
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I like diamonds want to share No well u make me sad ssssss............ Booooom
I like diamonds want to share

No well u make me sad ssssss............

Booooom

Memes,  Minecraft Memes,  Creeper Meme,  
    
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