Diamond Jokes

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Got diamond sword in minecraft...

Creeper blow it up...
Got diamond sword in minecraft...

Creeper blow it up...


Memes,  Minecraft Memes,  
    
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All I wanted was

To help find some diamonds.
All I wanted was

To help find some diamonds.


Memes,  Minecraft Creeper,  
    
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Just found a roll of toilet paper in my house like it was a blood diamond
Just found a roll of toilet paper in my house like it was a blood diamond

Funny Jokes,  Toilet Puns,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  
    
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Ladies stop accepting these

"Diamond dust" rings from men
KAPPITS (2)
Jane: Hello hrllo
Jane: Hello
Ladies stop accepting these

"Diamond dust" rings from men


Memes,  Omg Lol,  Hilarious Memes,  
    
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This is not an

Engagement ring
This is not an

Engagement ring


Memes,  Engagement Jokes,  Fail Funny,  
    
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Diamonds was once a girls best friend....

Until Ciroc, hookah, and leggings came out!!
Diamonds was once a girls best friend....

Until Ciroc, hookah, and leggings came out!!


Memes,  Leggings Jokes,  
    
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w to catch a kardashian

a  and a diamond
w to catch a kardashian

a and a diamond


Memes,  Funny Kardashian Quotes,  Kardashian Jokes,  
    
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(Wife)
I saw in my dream that u were buying a diamond ring for me

(Husband)
I saw your dad paying the bill....
(Wife)
I saw in my dream that u were buying a diamond ring for me

(Husband)
I saw your dad paying the bill....


Funny Jokes,  Marriage Jokes In English,  Hilarious Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Por favor, perdoname

Is that a diamond??

No it's cubic zirconium

I only want a diamond

One of these?
And one of these?
Then some of these?

No
Por favor, perdoname

Is that a diamond??

No it's cubic zirconium

I only want a diamond

One of these?
And one of these?
Then some of these?

No


Memes,  Zirconium Jokes,  Funny Men Jokes For Women,  
    
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Diamonds

Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a superficial and overvalued rock clawed from the guts of the earth by African slave labour
KAPPITS (1)
Rpo3: Rotfl, so childish...
Diamonds

Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a superficial and overvalued rock clawed from the guts of the earth by African slave labour


Funny Demotivational Posters,  Slave Jokes,  Jewelry Jokes,  
    
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big  diamond

it'll make even the most hesitant girl say, "yes"
big diamond

it'll make even the most hesitant girl say, "yes"


Funny Demotivational Posters,  Funny Engagement Quotes,  
    
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I treated myself to a diamond ring for your birthday.
I treated myself to a diamond ring for your birthday.

Funny Ecard Jokes,  Birthday Ecards,  Gift Jokes,  
    
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If God wanted me to bend over he'd have put diamonds on the floor
If God wanted me to bend over he'd have put diamonds on the floor

Funny Jokes,  Best Comedian Jokes,  Funny Jokes And Comedy,  
    
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Leave me alone! I've been under a lot of pressure lately!
Leave me alone! I've been under a lot of pressure lately!

Funny Jokes,  Jewelry Jokes,  Puns One Liners,  
    
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I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

Funny Ecards,  Funny Fitness Quotes,  Funny God Quotes,  
    
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