Dictionary Fun Jokes

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When people ask me why I'm so insecure

Mephobie.

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.
When people ask me why I'm so insecure

Mephobie.

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.


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Study: 

The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Study:

The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.


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'H3y, Wh@t R y0uu d0inq?!' 'About to throw a dictionary in your face.'
'H3y, Wh@t R y0uu d0inq?!' 'About to throw a dictionary in your face.'

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What is a wedding

Webster's dictionary defines it as

"The process of removing weeds from one's garden"
What is a wedding

Webster's dictionary defines it as

"The process of removing weeds from one's garden"


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I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

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oh, poor you....you'll find 'sympathy' between '' and 'syphilis' in the dictionary!
oh, poor you....you'll find 'sympathy' between '' and 'syphilis' in the dictionary!

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Net flix ing

1. The act of watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. A totally valid excuse for avoiding social obligations.

"Sorry I can't make it to the party tonight. I am netflexing."
Net flix ing

1. The act of watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. A totally valid excuse for avoiding social obligations.

"Sorry I can't make it to the party tonight. I am netflexing."


Memes,  Netflix Jokes,  Definition Jokes,  Quote Joke,  
    
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What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket?

Smarty pants.


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sympathy

you'll find it in the dictionary in between  and syphillis
sympathy

you'll find it in the dictionary in between and syphillis


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t swer

(noun)

a regular swer, but with me in it
t swer

(noun)

a regular swer, but with me in it


Shower Puns,  Lol Funny  
    
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Found the meaning of life

In the dictionary
Found the meaning of life

In the dictionary


Meaning Of Life Jokes,  Success Kid Meme (theme)  
    
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Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?

Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find the words to thank you enough.


Dictionary Jokes,  Free Birthday Jokes,  Silly Birthday Jokes  
    
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w do you spell this word?

look it up in the dictionary

w the  am i supposed to find it if ii can't spell it
w do you spell this word?

look it up in the dictionary

w the am i supposed to find it if ii can't spell it


Mean Teacher Jokes,  Funny Teacher Jokes,  
    
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Q. Why are Essex girls hurt by peoples words?

A. Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.


Essex Girl Jokes,  Riddle Jokes Funny  
    
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I've seen your fb updates

You'll get a dictionary for christmas
I've seen your fb updates

You'll get a dictionary for christmas


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