Diet Humor

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Saw a fit girl waiting in line at Panera and I was like wow, I'm gonna be fit one day.. Then she got an apple on the side instead of a baguette and I knew the fit life would never be the life for me.
Saw a fit girl waiting in line at Panera and I was like wow, I'm gonna be fit one day.. Then she got an apple on the side instead of a baguette and I knew the fit life would never be the life for me.

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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Husband "I thought you were dieting?"

Me "I am"

Husband "You just ate 6 Oreos"

Me: Yes but I want to eat 12. See - dieting"
Husband "I thought you were dieting?"

Me "I am"

Husband "You just ate 6 Oreos"

Me: Yes but I want to eat 12. See - dieting"


Memes,  Oreo Cookie Jokes,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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Everytime I decide to start a diet

The lettuce is contaminated
Everytime I decide to start a diet

The lettuce is contaminated


Memes,  Salad Jokes,  Kermit Memes,  
    
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Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not money but my carb intake is just unreal
Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not money but my carb intake is just unreal

Memes,  Eating Jokes,  Bread Jokes,  
    
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"You should try eating better, your diet has a big effect on your mood"

Me:
"You should try eating better, your diet has a big effect on your mood"

Me:


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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When someone tries to warn me about how many calories something has
When someone tries to warn me about how many calories something has

Memes,  Eating Meme,  Jokes About Food,  
    
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"So, how's your diet going?"

Me:
"So, how's your diet going?"

Me:


Memes,  Funny Food Pictures,  
    
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When you realize you have to get back on your diet tomorrow after enjoying good 6000 calories past weekend
When you realize you have to get back on your diet tomorrow after enjoying good 6000 calories past weekend

Memes,  Calorie Jokes,  
    
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Me when I eat healthy for more than 2 meals in a row

Donna
Fears she may be anorexic
Me when I eat healthy for more than 2 meals in a row

Donna
Fears she may be anorexic


Memes,  Funny Fat Lady Pictures,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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When you wake up on a Monday and realize it's that time again to starve for next few days followed by 3 straight cheat days like this past weekend
When you wake up on a Monday and realize it's that time again to starve for next few days followed by 3 straight cheat days like this past weekend

Memes,  Funny Monday Memes,  
    
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when her freaky  bringing a jar of pb & nutella in the room and you know the sex is about to cost u 1000 calories
when her freaky bringing a jar of pb & nutella in the room and you know the sex is about to cost u 1000 calories

Memes,  Caveman Spongebob Meme,  
    
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Best advice

Eat anything you want.

And if people make fun of your weight, eat them too.
Best advice

Eat anything you want.

And if people make fun of your weight, eat them too.


Memes,  Eating Jokes,  Funny Pieces Of Advice,  
    
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When she wants you to help her get in shape so you throw away all her snacks and now she;s over there crying
When she wants you to help her get in shape so you throw away all her snacks and now she;s over there crying

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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The point when you realize you just messed up your week's diet
The point when you realize you just messed up your week's diet

Memes,  Funny Jokes About Food,  
    
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"How many detox teas did you have to drink to get like this?"
"How many detox teas did you have to drink to get like this?"

Memes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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