Diet Jokes

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I told my husband I want to lose weight and he read me right there on the spot he said "so no more soda. and no more having 2 or 3 bowls of cereal at midnight right before bed... " I didn't ask you how mf mind ya business!!!!!!!
I told my husband I want to lose weight and he read me right there on the spot he said "so no more soda. and no more having 2 or 3 bowls of cereal at midnight right before bed... " I didn't ask you how mf mind ya business!!!!!!!

Memes,  Weight Loss Jokes,  Funny Diet Sayings,  
    
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Wow, her diet is that good, she lost a tattoo.
Wow, her diet is that good, she lost a tattoo.

Memes,  Jokes About Tattoos,  
    
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@ wever has my voodoo doll: take some of the stuffing out a is trying to lose weight lmao
@ wever has my voodoo doll: take some of the stuffing out a is trying to lose weight lmao

Memes,  Funny Quotes For Women,  Weight Loss Humor,  
    
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"It is important to have a well balanced diet" Me:
"It is important to have a well balanced diet"

Me:

Memes,  Funny Food Images,  Macaroni Jokes,  
    
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Bff: "Lets go on a diet together" 5 min later:
Bff: "Lets go on a diet together"

5 min later:

Memes,  Bff Meme,  
    
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When you finally get on the beach and see people that took their diet seriously Heck
When you finally get on the beach and see people that took their diet seriously

Heck

Memes,  Beach Memes,  Funny Pug Images,  
    
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How my summer diet is going
How my summer diet is going

Memes,  Summer Jokes,  
    
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When you're trying to go on a diet but your skinny friend that doesn't gain any weight brings over bomb food
When you're trying to go on a diet but your skinny friend that doesn't gain any weight brings over bomb food

Memes,  Nicki Minaj Meme,  
    
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Me: It's mid week and diet's been going pretty good Also me at 6pm:
Me: It's mid week and diet's been going pretty good

Also me at 6pm:

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Friend: I lost 3 pounds this week on my kale and pine cone diet, how are you doing? Me:.............
Friend: I lost 3 pounds this week on my kale and pine cone diet, how are you doing?

Me:.............

Memes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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When you finally get on the beach and see the people that took their diet seriously heck
When you finally get on the beach and see the people that took their diet seriously

heck

Memes,  Funny Pug Images,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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When you realize you treated the entire weekend as a cheat day but now ur addicted and you might need help
When you realize you treated the entire weekend as a cheat day but now ur addicted and you might need help

Memes,  Funny Weekend Memes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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after the 5th set you sit there dead tired and realize that if only your diet wasn't trash, you'd be a in sae
after the 5th set you sit there dead tired and realize that if only your diet wasn't trash, you'd be a in sae

Memes,  Gym Meme,  Workout Jokes,  
    
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in soviet russia is part of stable diet
in soviet russia

is part of stable diet

Vodka Jokes,  Racist Russian Jokes,  
    
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When tacos are life but your on a diet
When tacos are life but your on a diet

Memes,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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