Dieting Jokes

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me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the  you ain't"
me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the you ain't"


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  
    
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Me: "Gotta get my body right. Workout. New year, new me."

Thanksgiving Me to Me: I got greens, beans, tomatoes, potatoes-
Me: "Gotta get my body right. Workout. New year, new me."

Thanksgiving Me to Me: I got greens, beans, tomatoes, potatoes-


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when you tell yourself you're only going to eat one then you sit there and finish the entire pack like the fat piece of  that you are
when you tell yourself you're only going to eat one then you sit there and finish the entire pack like the fat piece of that you are

Memes,  Fat People Disses,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me: hardcore diet next year & beach body before the summer

2017:
Me: hardcore diet next year & beach body before the summer

2017:


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Annoying person: I thought you were on a diet.

Me:

I'm going to eat this ice cream and then I'm going to eat you too
Annoying person: I thought you were on a diet.

Me:

I'm going to eat this ice cream and then I'm going to eat you too


Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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This is what I envision when somebody tells me they're gluten free
This is what I envision when somebody tells me they're gluten free

Memes,  Gluten Jokes,  Funny Food Images,  
    
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Memes,  Eating Meme,  Overweight Jokes,  
    
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How my parents see

My meal prep
How my parents see

My meal prep


Memes,  Funny Jokes About Food,  Breaking Bad Memes,  
    
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Monday: "I'm gonna be healthy and stop eating so many carbs & dairy"

Friday:
Monday: "I'm gonna be healthy and stop eating so many carbs & dairy"

Friday:


Memes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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food

1 year of diet

1 week of  it
food

1 year of diet

1 week of it


Memes,  Fitness Humor,  
    
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After weeks of hard dieting

One day after having a cheat meal
After weeks of hard dieting

One day after having a cheat meal


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Her: So John I've been thinking you should really star watching what you eat

Him: I'll get on that as soon as I can see where the heel I'm going Linda
Her: So John I've been thinking you should really star watching what you eat

Him: I'll get on that as soon as I can see where the heel I'm going Linda


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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*Watches fast food documentary* 

"I'm never eating fast food again"

2 hours later:

I'm a failure.
*Watches fast food documentary*

"I'm never eating fast food again"

2 hours later:

I'm a failure.


Memes,  Fast Food Memes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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If u had to choose between eating tacos for the rest of ur life or being skinny - would u choose hard or soft tacos?
If u had to choose between eating tacos for the rest of ur life or being skinny - would u choose hard or soft tacos?

Memes,  Taco Jokes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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