Dieting Jokes

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When your friend is telling someone about how great their diet is going but y'all just ate McDonalds the night before
When your friend is telling someone about how great their diet is going but y'all just ate McDonalds the night before

Memes,  Mcdonald Jokes,  Jokes About Lying,  
    
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Me: I'm on a diet

Inner me: You fat anyway just eat it
Me: I'm on a diet

Inner me: You fat anyway just eat it


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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When you see a plate of nachos and you wonder whether the perfect summer bod is really worth it
When you see a plate of nachos and you wonder whether the perfect summer bod is really worth it

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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"Hi welcome to GNC, how can I pretend to know what I'm talking about today?"
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"Hi welcome to GNC, how can I pretend to know what I'm talking about today?"

Memes,  Store Jokes,  Fitness Jokes,  
    
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when you're sitting down to chicken and broccoli for the 3rd week in a row and you start asking yourself why the  you're doing this
when you're sitting down to chicken and broccoli for the 3rd week in a row and you start asking yourself why the you're doing this

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the  you ain't"
me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the you ain't"


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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8 hours after you started your new diet, then realized the Lord made you and your body in his image and doesn't make mistakes
8 hours after you started your new diet, then realized the Lord made you and your body in his image and doesn't make mistakes

Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  
    
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Me: "Gotta get my body right. Workout. New year, new me."

Thanksgiving Me to Me: I got greens, beans, tomatoes, potatoes-
Me: "Gotta get my body right. Workout. New year, new me."

Thanksgiving Me to Me: I got greens, beans, tomatoes, potatoes-


Memes,  New Year Resolution Meme,  U Name It Challenge,  
    
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when you tell yourself you're only going to eat one then you sit there and finish the entire pack like the fat piece of  that you are
when you tell yourself you're only going to eat one then you sit there and finish the entire pack like the fat piece of that you are

Memes,  Fat People Disses,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me: hardcore diet next year & beach body before the summer

2017:
Me: hardcore diet next year & beach body before the summer

2017:


Memes,  New Year New Me Meme,  2017 Meme,  
    
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Annoying person: I thought you were on a diet.

Me:

I'm going to eat this ice cream and then I'm going to eat you too
Annoying person: I thought you were on a diet.

Me:

I'm going to eat this ice cream and then I'm going to eat you too


Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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This is what I envision when somebody tells me they're gluten free
This is what I envision when somebody tells me they're gluten free

Memes,  Gluten Jokes,  Funny Food Images,  
    
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When you wanna look like Selena

But eat like Yolanda...
When you wanna look like Selena

But eat like Yolanda...


Memes,  Eating Meme,  Overweight Jokes,  
    
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How my parents see

My meal prep
How my parents see

My meal prep


Memes,  Funny Jokes About Food,  Breaking Bad Memes,  
    
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Monday: "I'm gonna be healthy and stop eating so many carbs & dairy"

Friday:
Monday: "I'm gonna be healthy and stop eating so many carbs & dairy"

Friday:


Memes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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