Dieting Jokes

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i got about 2 diets left in me before i try crack
i got about 2 diets left in me before i try crack

Memes,  Funny Diet Sayings,  Cocaine Jokes,  
    
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Nutritionist: You should eat 1200 calories a day.

Me: Ok, and how many at night?
Nutritionist: You should eat 1200 calories a day.

Me: Ok, and how many at night?


Memes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce!

Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.
The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce!

Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.


Memes,  Salad Jokes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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Damn I wanna look like snack this summer but I keep eating them
Damn I wanna look like snack this summer but I keep eating them

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Me trying to find the Will to start dieting
Me trying to find the Will to start dieting


Memes,  Stranger Jokes,  
    
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Me in January: New Year new me! Clean eating gym every day!

Me: Literally now in February:
Me in January: New Year new me! Clean eating gym every day!

Me: Literally now in February:


Memes,  February Meme,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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When you're trying to cram as much food down you as possible because the new year is quickly approaching and you're going to start eating healthy
When you're trying to cram as much food down you as possible because the new year is quickly approaching and you're going to start eating healthy

Memes,  New Year Jokes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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My eating habits and my dream body looking at each other
My eating habits and my dream body looking at each other

Memes,  Rugrats Jokes,  
    
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I'm making healthier life choices lately.

Also me:
I'm making healthier life choices lately.

Also me:


Memes,  Oreo Cookie Jokes,  Snack Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm going to be healthy

Breakfast: Fruit
Lunch: Sandwich
Dinner: Salad

Midnight snack: Large pizza, mac & cheese, a bucket of ice cream
Me: I'm going to be healthy

Breakfast: Fruit
Lunch: Sandwich
Dinner: Salad

Midnight snack: Large pizza, mac & cheese, a bucket of ice cream


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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We are eating organic fruits and drinking green juice for the rest of 2017 ladies
We are eating organic fruits and drinking green juice for the rest of 2017 ladies

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale
When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale

Memes,  Grocery Jokes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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The hardest part about dieting is knowing imma spend $9 on a salad and not be full when I could spend $5.50 at Popeyes n be full n happy
The hardest part about dieting is knowing imma spend $9 on a salad and not be full when I could spend $5.50 at Popeyes n be full n happy

Memes,  Logical Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm really trying to lose weight

Also me:
Me: I'm really trying to lose weight

Also me:


Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  Eating Memes,  
    
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When your friend is telling someone about how great their diet is going but y'all just ate McDonalds the night before
When your friend is telling someone about how great their diet is going but y'all just ate McDonalds the night before

Memes,  Mcdonald Jokes,  Jokes About Lying,  
    
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