Dieting Jokes

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We are eating organic fruits and drinking green juice for the rest of 2017 ladies
We are eating organic fruits and drinking green juice for the rest of 2017 ladies

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Food,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale
When all you bought was healthy food when you were motivated but now you're craving junk food and the only thing available is kale

Memes,  Grocery Jokes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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The hardest part about dieting is knowing imma spend $9 on a salad and not be full when I could spend $5.50 at Popeyes n be full n happy
The hardest part about dieting is knowing imma spend $9 on a salad and not be full when I could spend $5.50 at Popeyes n be full n happy

Memes,  Logical Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm really trying to lose weight

Also me:
Me: I'm really trying to lose weight

Also me:


Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  Eating Memes,  
    
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When your friend is telling someone about how great their diet is going but y'all just ate McDonalds the night before
When your friend is telling someone about how great their diet is going but y'all just ate McDonalds the night before

Memes,  Mcdonald Jokes,  Jokes About Lying,  
    
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Me: I'm on a diet

Inner me: You fat anyway just eat it
Me: I'm on a diet

Inner me: You fat anyway just eat it


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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When you see a plate of nachos and you wonder whether the perfect summer bod is really worth it
When you see a plate of nachos and you wonder whether the perfect summer bod is really worth it

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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"Hi welcome to GNC, how can I pretend to know what I'm talking about today?"
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"Hi welcome to GNC, how can I pretend to know what I'm talking about today?"

Memes,  Store Jokes,  Fitness Jokes,  
    
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when you're sitting down to chicken and broccoli for the 3rd week in a row and you start asking yourself why the  you're doing this
when you're sitting down to chicken and broccoli for the 3rd week in a row and you start asking yourself why the you're doing this

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the  you ain't"
me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the you ain't"


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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8 hours after you started your new diet, then realized the Lord made you and your body in his image and doesn't make mistakes
8 hours after you started your new diet, then realized the Lord made you and your body in his image and doesn't make mistakes

Memes,  Weight Loss Humor,  
    
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Me: "Gotta get my body right. Workout. New year, new me."

Thanksgiving Me to Me: I got greens, beans, tomatoes, potatoes-
Me: "Gotta get my body right. Workout. New year, new me."

Thanksgiving Me to Me: I got greens, beans, tomatoes, potatoes-


Memes,  New Year Resolution Meme,  U Name It Challenge,  
    
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when you tell yourself you're only going to eat one then you sit there and finish the entire pack like the fat piece of  that you are
when you tell yourself you're only going to eat one then you sit there and finish the entire pack like the fat piece of that you are

Memes,  Fat People Disses,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Me: hardcore diet next year & beach body before the summer

2017:
Me: hardcore diet next year & beach body before the summer

2017:


Memes,  New Year New Me Meme,  2017 Meme,  
    
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Annoying person: I thought you were on a diet.

Me:

I'm going to eat this ice cream and then I'm going to eat you too
Annoying person: I thought you were on a diet.

Me:

I'm going to eat this ice cream and then I'm going to eat you too


Memes,  Annoying People Jokes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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