Dildo Jokes

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when you fall asleep with your vibrator in your hand because it swed out with them fresh batteries in it
when you fall asleep with your vibrator in your hand because it swed out with them fresh batteries in it

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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relationship status: my vibrator just asked for a day off
relationship status:

my vibrator just asked for a day off

Memes,  Relationship Status,  Funny Single Quotes,  
    
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"look at me, i'm the captain now."
"look at me, i'm the captain now."

Memes,  Funny Movie Quote,  
    
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strap-on spelled backwards is no parts
strap-on spelled backwards is no parts

Memes,  
    
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if this isn't newsworthy, i don't know what is...
if this isn't newsworthy, i don't know what is...

Memes,  Funny News Headlines,  
    
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my mom handed me a gift so i opened it and screamed really loud because i tught she got me a but its really just a yeti cup lder
my mom handed me a gift so i opened it and screamed really loud because i tught she got me a but its really just a yeti cup lder

Memes,  Funny Christmas Gifts,  
    
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the internet is still undefeated
the internet is still undefeated

Memes,  Internet Humor,  
    
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Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough
Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough

Memes,  
    
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i see mcdonald's is making a deep fried pickle covered in batter... they are going to call it the mc dill dough
i see mcdonald's is making a deep fried pickle covered in batter...

they are going to call it the mc dill dough

Pickle Puns,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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q: what is the difference between a ecuador fan and a vibrator? a: a ecuadorean fan is a real .
q: what is the difference between a ecuador fan and a vibrator?

a: a ecuadorean fan is a real .

Ecuador Jokes,  
    
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i told her i drive a dodge she laughed and said her has more power than that!!!
i told her i drive a dodge

she laughed and said her has more power than that!!!

Funny Dodge Sayings,  
    
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got cut off by a smurf once once
got cut off by a smurf once

once

Smurf Jokes,  
    
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wee brother goes to my mum "mum i know why girls don't have a willy, because they fall off. i found yours under your pillow"
wee brother goes to my mum "mum i know why girls don't have a willy, because they fall off. i found yours under your pillow"

Funny Tweet Jokes,  
    
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that's not what i threw...
that's not what i threw...

Memes,  Funny Pet Images,  Bad Dog Jokes,  
    
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moving my sister's mattress today... wonder what she stored under there
moving my sister's mattress today... wonder what she stored under there

Memes,  
    
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