Dinner Party Jokes

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The awkward moment at Olive Garden when you really want more cheese but you feel obligated to say "thats good."
The awkward moment at Olive Garden when you really want more cheese but you feel obligated to say "thats good."

Dinner Joke,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''The chef lost a gold crown while he was making the salad. There's a $50 reward if you find it.''
''The chef lost a gold crown while he was making the salad. There's a $50 reward if you find it.''

Gross Jokes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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When your Muslim gf invites you over for dinner
When your Muslim gf invites you over for dinner

Memes,  Muslim Jokes,  
    
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When your at a group dinner and it's time to split the bill

Cheap people be like
When your at a group dinner and it's time to split the bill

Cheap people be like


Memes,  Cheap People Jokes,  Cheap Jokes,  
    
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Let's eat enough to feed a third-world family for a month.
Let's eat enough to feed a third-world family for a month.

Funny Ecards,  Thanksgiving Jokes One Liners,  Funny Eating Jokes,  
    
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I asked my fiend to bring a fancy dessert and she showed up with this. Mission accomplished.
I asked my fiend to bring a fancy dessert and she showed up with this. Mission accomplished.

Funny Pictures,  Dessert Jokes,  Oreo Cookie Jokes,  
    
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I like crack

-ing people up by telling sophisticated jokes at fancy dinner parties.
I like crack

-ing people up by telling sophisticated jokes at fancy dinner parties.


Jokes By Black People,  Jokes Black People,  Funny Trick Jokes,  
    
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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.

Dinner Joke,  Deaf Humor,  Best Party Jokes  
    
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I once read about a non-native English speaker who was attending some kind of dinner party. Wishing to give a toast at said party, he had earlier asked a friend to tell him a common English toast, and the friend had told him that "Bottoms up" was a common thing to say before drinking. At the party, he raised his glass, beamed around the room at his fellow guests and declared, "Up your bottoms!"

Dinner Speech Jokes,  Funny Toasts,  Funy Jokes,  
    
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Q: When do cannibals leave the table?

A: After everyone's eaten.


Cannibal Jokes,  After Dinner Jokes,  
    
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i just finished cutting up a pound 

of orted cheeses for my dinner party
i just finished cutting up a pound

of orted cheeses for my dinner party


Best Cheese Jokes,  Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Successful Black Man Memes  
    
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My friend came around for dinner. We ate for 20 minutes, then he fainted again.

Dinner Jokes,  Pun Jokes  
    
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69 some might call it nasty i call it a romantic dinner for 2!!!!! :p
69 some might call it nasty i call it a romantic dinner for 2!!!!! :p


Funny 69 Jokes,  69 Jokes Short,  Funny Romantic Sayings,  
    
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Meeting yo for dinner at 5:30 

Leaves house at 5:30
Meeting yo for dinner at 5:30

Leaves house at 5:30


Dinner Jokes,  Funny Memes,  Meet New People Jokes  
    
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Toms wife was hosting a dinner party for some of her close friends, at their summer home. Moments before the guests were scheduled to arrive, she asked Tom if he would be ever so gracious to walk a block down to the beach to pick up some fresh snails for the party. On his way to the beach he passed the local bar, and figured hed stop in for a quick drink before heading down to the beach to search for the snails.

One drink lead to the next, and before he knew it, it was 5:00 in the morning and he hadnt gotten his wife those snails.

Quickly he hurried down to the beach, picked up a few snails, rushed home, and stumbled up the front steps, dropping the snails.

At that moment, his wife angrily opened the door asking him where he had been and how he had ruined her party.

Tom, looked towards the snails and said Cmon you slow pokes! Just a few more steps and were there!


Dinner Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny  
    
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