Dirt Jokes

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Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past
Why are there so many female archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past

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archaeologists do it in the dirt. forensic archaeologists do it in the dirt with dead bodies!
archaeologists do it in the dirt. forensic archaeologists do it in the dirt with dead bodies!

Archaeologist Jokes,  Dead Person Jokes,  Science Jokes One Liners,  
    
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some girls just love to find some dirt on people
some girls just love to find some dirt on people

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So... Adam and Eve were white But they were made from dirt?
So... Adam and Eve were white

But they were made from dirt?

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I swear babe I came straight home from work
KAPPITS (2)
zxzzZz: dddfz
Smaki: Babe
I swear babe

I came straight home from work

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"hide the body behind that dirt pile dumb cops will never think to look there!"
KAPPITS (1)
OneTime: OneTime
"hide the body behind that dirt pile

dumb cops will never think to look there!"

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"Siri will you talk dirty to me" Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.
KAPPITS (2)
Hero: Wtf?
Kiwi: Fuck me
"Siri will you talk dirty to me"

Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.

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KAPPITS (5)
Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
danae: wow
Carlos: Herman
Home: Lol
Lol

I.uhh: jjiw
What did the dirt say when it began to rain?

If this keeps up, my name will be mud.

Mud Jokes,  Rain Jokes One Liners  
    
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Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

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TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?

GLENN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher And Student Jokes,  Funny Clean Jokes One Liners  
    
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Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral?

They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.

Funeral Jokes,  Graveyard Jokes,  
    
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Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!

No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !

Soup Jokes,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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Who needs swag when you got a jar of dirt
Who needs swag when you got a jar of dirt

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KAPPITS (1)
Love: Y
What did one broom say to the other broom?

"Have you heard the latest dirt?"

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I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with 2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered again with another 2 inches of soil. The plot thickens!!!

Funny Witty One Liners,  Witty Jokes,  Witty Jokes,  
    
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