Dirtiest Chat Up Lines

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looking for a man to  inside me so i can wipe my goopy ina along the kitchen floor and pretend i'm a slug.
looking for a man to inside me so i can wipe my goopy ina along the kitchen floor and pretend i'm a slug.

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I'm new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?

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Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!

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I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you...a kiss!

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Are you a virgin?...Cuz you're looking pretty tight today.

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I'm going to make you breakfast...Omellete you suck this dick.

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Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?


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On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.

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You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.

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You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

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If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

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Hey baby...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

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the cia is trying to steal my ...
i need to find a place to hide it.

w can i help?.
the cia is trying to steal my ...
i need to find a place to hide it.

w can i help?.


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Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you!

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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.

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