Dirty Adult Jokes

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me: pull out. pull out. pull out

inner me: she called you daddy
me: pull out. pull out. pull out

inner me: she called you daddy


Memes,  Pull Out Meme,  Memes About Sex,  
    
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if a guy ever tells you to suck his 

tell him polietly that youre allergic to shrimp
if a guy ever tells you to suck his

tell him polietly that youre allergic to shrimp


Shrimp Jokes,  
    
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i love my prius

it matches my ina
i love my prius

it matches my ina


Toyota Jokes,  
    
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now that i'm unemployed, dipping the pen in company ink means i'm just masturbating a lot.
now that i'm unemployed, dipping the pen in company ink means i'm just masturbating a lot.

Pen Puns,  Unemployed Jokes,  Masturbation Jokes,  
    
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if you're only getting a steak and bj once a year something is definitely wrong with your relationship.
if you're only getting a steak and bj once a year something is definitely wrong with your relationship.

Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  Funny Relationship Advice,  
    
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my dear you deserve orgasms and laughter.
my dear you deserve orgasms and laughter.

Funny Jokes,  Orgasm Jokes,  Best Laughter Jokes,  
    
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good  tips:

1) put your mouth on it
good tips:

1) put your mouth on it


Funny Jokes,  
    
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the best technique for giving a 

is to use your mouth
the best technique for giving a

is to use your mouth


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all it takes is 3.5 inches to satisfy a women. doesn't matter if it's either visa or mastercard.
all it takes is 3.5 inches to satisfy a women. doesn't matter if it's either visa or mastercard.

Funny Jokes,  Dirty Guy Jokes,  
    
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when you try to eat a light dinner because you need to save room for all the  you're going to eat later
when you try to eat a light dinner because you need to save room for all the you're going to eat later

Salad Memes,  
    
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if you're going to go down on a girl

make sure you didn't just eat t peppers
if you're going to go down on a girl

make sure you didn't just eat t peppers


Memes,  Actual Advice Mallard (theme),  
    
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if dat  over 27yrs old, u gotta let dat  crank up & run a lil bit before you get in it... like a box chevy
if dat over 27yrs old, u gotta let dat crank up & run a lil bit before you get in it... like a box chevy

Funny Jokes,  Dating Advice For Guys,  
    
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ladies if you know ya  stink take ya sneaks off first, let him think it's ya feet
ladies if you know ya stink take ya sneaks off first, let him think it's ya feet

Funny Jokes,  Bad Hygiene Jokes,  Female Jokes,  
    
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every easter while our kids hunt for easter eggs in the back yard

my wife gives me a
every easter while our kids hunt for easter eggs in the back yard

my wife gives me a


Memes,  
    
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that's what she said

painfully thick.
that's what she said

painfully thick.


Memes,  Funny Advertisement Posters,  
    
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