Dirty Animal Jokes

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Florida Zoo fired Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe

I knew it was gone be crazy when I read Florida
Florida Zoo fired Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe

I knew it was gone be crazy when I read Florida


Memes,  Jokes About Florida,  Funny Headlines,  
    
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 can i get some water?
can i get some water?

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her: what tf are you doing stick it in

me: shut up, i'm trying to see if anybody else been in my
her: what tf are you doing stick it in

me: shut up, i'm trying to see if anybody else been in my


Memes,  Funny Monkey Pictures,  
    
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A Christmas Miracle
A Christmas Miracle

Memes,  Christmas Humor Jokes,  Bad Horse Jokes,  
    
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chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them.
chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them.

Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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if this isn't newsworthy, i don't know what is...
if this isn't newsworthy, i don't know what is...

Memes,  Funny News Headlines,  Dildo Jokes,  
    
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when her status changes to single
when her status changes to single

Memes,  Jokes About Being Single,  
    
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the black rhinoceros spends a majority of its adult life alone and mates only once ever 2-3 years, just like you, you ing loser
the black rhinoceros spends a majority of its adult life alone and mates only once ever 2-3 years, just like you, you ing loser

Memes,  Insulting One Liners,  
    
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w my balls lookin after a fresh shave.
w my balls lookin after a fresh shave.

Memes,  Funny Shaving Jokes,  
    
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Son: Daddy, what's your favorite kind of bird
Son: Daddy, what's your favorite kind of bird

Memes,  Bird Puns,  Funny Dad Sayings,  
    
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when you hitting it from behind and your cow turns around and moans "you don't have to be lonely"
when you hitting it from behind and your cow turns around and moans "you don't have to be lonely"

Memes,  When You Meme,  Farmer Jokes,  
    
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mum

what are you doing in your room? it's a nice day
mum

what are you doing in your room? it's a nice day


Memes,  Masturbating Jokes,  Harambe Meme,  
    
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dad: that's a family of swallows up there.

girl: where's the mommy swallow?

dad: i havn't seen mommy swallow since before u were alive
dad: that's a family of swallows up there.

girl: where's the mommy swallow?

dad: i havn't seen mommy swallow since before u were alive


Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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boy: what's this giraffe's name?

dad: her names jenny.

boy: hey that's the same name as mommy!

dad: yeah except this giraffe has tongue skills and a deep throat.
boy: what's this giraffe's name?

dad: her names jenny.

boy: hey that's the same name as mommy!

dad: yeah except this giraffe has tongue skills and a deep throat.


Memes,  Giraffe Jokes,  Father Son Jokes,  
    
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It all makes sense now.
It all makes sense now.

Memes,  Cheetah Jokes,  Funny Food Pictures,  
    
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