Dirty Chat Up Lines For Men

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"give me one good reason why i suld go out with you"

me:
"give me one good reason why i suld go out with you"

me:


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her: what do you want most in a girl?

him: my 

her: (whispers)  he's good
her: what do you want most in a girl?

him: my

her: (whispers) he's good


Memes,  Perverted Jokes,  
    
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do you work for fedex?

i could have sworn you were just checking out my package
do you work for fedex?

i could have sworn you were just checking out my package


Fedex Jokes,  
    
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listen baby girl,  the cornbread and cabbage? w bout some corned beef and coke!
listen baby girl, the cornbread and cabbage? w bout some corned beef and coke!

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your pants would look even better

accelerating toward my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
your pants would look even better

accelerating toward my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2


Funny Einstein Quotes,  Physics Chat Up Lines,  Chemistry Chat Up Lines,  
    
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do you mind if i grope you while we makeout?
do you mind if i grope you while we makeout?

Make Out Jokes,  
    
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did you take your vitamins?

cause i got tons of d for you
did you take your vitamins?

cause i got tons of d for you


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know what i'd do if i could rearrange the alphabet?

?

put the d in u
know what i'd do if i could rearrange the alphabet?

?

put the d in u


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you seem like a sweet person

mind if i lick you, to find out?
you seem like a sweet person

mind if i lick you, to find out?


Memes,  Lame Pick Up Lines,  
    
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tags arent the only thing i'm gonna pop tonight gurl

to: 
from:
tags arent the only thing i'm gonna pop tonight gurl

to:
from:


Memes,  Macklemore Jokes,  Funny Love Cards,  
    
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pretend i'm your heart

and let me beat
pretend i'm your heart

and let me beat


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do you need a boyfrien?

i left the d out, so i can put it in later.
do you need a boyfrien?

i left the d out, so i can put it in later.


Memes,  Evil Kid Meme,  Funny Child Images,  
    
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i wanna  you

so bad right now

what...?

oh,  auto correct, i meant hey.
i wanna you

so bad right now

what...?

oh, auto correct, i meant hey.


Meme,  Memes About Sex,  
    
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are you a logger? cause your always giving me wood
are you a logger? cause your always giving me wood

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