Dirty Chat Up Lines

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This is where you will find dirty chat up lines. Some of these pickup/chat up lines are outright sexual or heavy on the sexual innuendo. There are screenshots of some of these chat up lines not even remotely working on it’s intended recipient.

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mr: w many times does 92 go into 24?

nurse: i'm not sure mr. harris haha

mr: meet me after checkers and see lol
mr: w many times does 92 go into 24?

nurse: i'm not sure mr. harris haha

mr: meet me after checkers and see lol


Memes,  
    
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you have any wilding in you?

no.

want some?
you have any wilding in you?

no.

want some?


Memes,  Game Of Thrones Jokes,  Pick-up Lines Jokes,  
    
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if you celebrate purim with me, you won't need to buy a noisemaker.
if you celebrate purim with me, you won't need to buy a noisemaker.

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  
    
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listen baby girl,  the cornbread and cabbage? w bout some corned beef and coke!
listen baby girl, the cornbread and cabbage? w bout some corned beef and coke!

Cabbage Jokes,  
    
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do you mind if i grope you while we makeout?
do you mind if i grope you while we makeout?

Make Out Jokes,  
    
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hey baby

wanna buck?
hey baby

wanna buck?


Elk Jokes,  Deer Meme,  Corny Chat Up Lines,  
    
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i'll poke you on facebook

if you know what i mean
i'll poke you on facebook

if you know what i mean


Facebook Poking Jokes,  Funny Facebook Picture Comments,  Facebook Poke Joke,  
    
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are we just gonna keep liking each others pics or are we gonna ???
are we just gonna keep liking each others pics or are we gonna ???

Memes,  Ultimate Chat Up Lines,  
    
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hey gurl

you wanna rise my yeast?
hey gurl

you wanna rise my yeast?


Memes,  Bread Puns,  Baking Puns,  
    
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the word of the day is legs

lets go back to my place and spread the word
the word of the day is legs

lets go back to my place and spread the word


Memes,  Bad Pick Up Lines,  Terrible Chat Up Lines,  
    
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sorry, i wasn't listening... i was too busy thinking about having sex with you.
sorry, i wasn't listening... i was too busy thinking about having sex with you.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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I don't need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly.

Pokemon Chat Up Lines,  100 Best Chat Up Lines,  
    
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girl i'm tryna give you this django

the jango is silent.
girl i'm tryna give you this django

the jango is silent.


Funny Movie Pics,  Movie One Liners,  
    
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hey girl,

w about you let me sneak into your fart pantry and see what's baking?
hey girl,

w about you let me sneak into your fart pantry and see what's baking?


Hey Girl Meme,  Ryan Gosling Memes  
    
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I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

Booty Puns,  Pirate Jokes One Liners  
    
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