Dirty Christmas Jokes

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guy: call me santa

girls: why?

guy cuz if you sit on my lap i'll give you everything in my sack
guy: call me santa

girls: why?

guy cuz if you sit on my lap i'll give you everything in my sack


Memes,  
    
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when i went to bed last night this said "merry christmas"
when i went to bed last night this said "merry christmas"

Memes,  Merry Christmas Jokes,  Funny Christmas Pranks,  
    
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when you are cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide
when you are cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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perfect christmas card for bae
perfect christmas card for bae

Memes,  Funny Christmas Cards,  Funny Xmas Cards,  
    
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My dad sending out Christmas cards the first Christmas since the divorce
My dad sending out Christmas cards the first Christmas since the divorce

Memes,  Dad Meme,  Christmas Card Jokes,  
    
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thank you, santa claus,

you in'  licker!!!
thank you, santa claus,

you in' licker!!!


Santa Claus Jokes,  Kenny Powers Meme,  
    
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when you're supposed to be delivering presents but mrs. clause just sent some a1 nudes.
when you're supposed to be delivering presents but mrs. clause just sent some a1 nudes.

Memes,  Santa Claus Jokes,  
    
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i pe everyone gets a orgasm for christmas this year
i pe everyone gets a orgasm for christmas this year

Memes,  Orgasm Jokes,  Christmas One Liners,  
    
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santa getting ready for the busy week ahead
santa getting ready for the busy week ahead

Memes,  Santa Claus Meme,  Funny Smoking Jokes,  
    
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if you jingle my bells

i'll give you a white christmas
if you jingle my bells

i'll give you a white christmas


Memes,  Christmas Humor,  
    
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to make the grinch grin i would

give a mage
to make the grinch grin i would

give a mage


Memes,  Drawing Jokes,  
    
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"dad what did you get mom for christmas?"

"you'll hear me giving it to her tonight"
"dad what did you get mom for christmas?"

"you'll hear me giving it to her tonight"


    
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when ugly sweater party ends at midnight,  but eing starts at 10pm
when ugly sweater party ends at midnight, but eing starts at 10pm

Memes,  Short Party Jokes,  
    
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if the stocking is a rocking don't come a knocking..
if the stocking is a rocking don't come a knocking..

Memes,  Funny Elf On The Shelf,  
    
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when she feels your north pole....
when she feels your north pole....

Memes,  Hard On Jokes,  
    
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