Dirty Doctor Jokes

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doctor: are you sexually active?

old woman: yes

doctor: that's disgusting
doctor: are you sexually active?

old woman: yes

doctor: that's disgusting


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doctor: karen you broke your hip in 3 places. i don't care w jamal is you an't keep throwing that  in a circle
doctor: karen you broke your hip in 3 places. i don't care w jamal is you an't keep throwing that in a circle

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- tell me doc, w bad is it?

- well, i've warned you about tse excessive deepthroats

- omg! am i gonna make it?

- science has limits you know...
- tell me doc, w bad is it?

- well, i've warned you about tse excessive deepthroats

- omg! am i gonna make it?

- science has limits you know...


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girl: are yo checking for any lumps

doc: nah just need you to stay still so i can take a good pic for smash or p lol
girl: are yo checking for any lumps

doc: nah just need you to stay still so i can take a good pic for smash or p lol


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girl: wa these specs have some crazy filters

doc: what do yo mean?

girl: it's like i'm looking directly at a fat virgin loser lol
girl: wa these specs have some crazy filters

doc: what do yo mean?

girl: it's like i'm looking directly at a fat virgin loser lol


Memes,  Fat Insults,  
    
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"dude you are not going to believe where i just caught a wild squritle"
"dude you are not going to believe where i just caught a wild squritle"

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doc: you swallow alot?

her; ya, you can see that on the x-ray?

doc: nah was just asking for later
doc: you swallow alot?

her; ya, you can see that on the x-ray?

doc: nah was just asking for later


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doctor: are you sexually active?

her: yes

doctor: (visibly nervous) are you single..?
doctor: are you sexually active?

her: yes

doctor: (visibly nervous) are you single..?


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doctor, my man wants to have wild sex all day long what can i give him?

my pne number!
doctor, my man wants to have wild sex all day long what can i give him?

my pne number!


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her: what can i do to preserve my mental health? 

doc: there's actually been huge break throughs in the benefits of swallowing semen?

him: listen to him hun. he's science af rn. any progress in the eating  field?
her: what can i do to preserve my mental health?

doc: there's actually been huge break throughs in the benefits of swallowing semen?

him: listen to him hun. he's science af rn. any progress in the eating field?


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doctor: any sexual activity?

old man: haha yupp

doctor: (stetscope to chest) it sounds like ur full of
doctor: any sexual activity?

old man: haha yupp

doctor: (stetscope to chest) it sounds like ur full of


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doc: w are you feeling billy?

billy: cut the , doc. gimme the   card and let's move on
doc: w are you feeling billy?

billy: cut the , doc. gimme the card and let's move on


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don't forget steak and  day on march 14th. a great steak and cleaning out the pipes is good for you. trust me, i'm a doctor.
don't forget steak and day on march 14th. a great steak and cleaning out the pipes is good for you. trust me, i'm a doctor.

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"i bet all the girls at scol just love you"

"yea but i'm into older es, u feel me?
"i bet all the girls at scol just love you"

"yea but i'm into older es, u feel me?


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smoke  everday

trust me, i'm a doctor
smoke everday

trust me, i'm a doctor


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