Dirty Food Jokes

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Some of y'all can use this for the 10 year Challenge
Some of y'all can use this for the 10 year Challenge

Memes,  Aging Humor,  Pussy Memes,  
    
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I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story
I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story

Memes,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now?

I've swallowed worse warm fluids
Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now?

I've swallowed worse warm fluids


Memes,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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having sex

i'm gonna 

me eating broccoli cheddar soup
having sex

i'm gonna

me eating broccoli cheddar soup


Memes,  Soup Jokes,  Funny Broccoli Jokes,  
    
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Nearly all boxed mac 'n cheese contains a chemical you don't want to eat

How many times we gotta tell y'all... we are here for a good time not a long time.
Nearly all boxed mac 'n cheese contains a chemical you don't want to eat

How many times we gotta tell y'all... we are here for a good time not a long time.


Memes,  Macaroni Jokes,  Food Meme,  
    
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Day 258 without sex: I was making a peanut butter sandwich and almost risked it all
Day 258 without sex: I was making a peanut butter sandwich and almost risked it all

Memes,  Celibacy Jokes,  Sandwich Jokes,  
    
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y'all out here eating  but don't want pickles or onions on a burger
y'all out here eating but don't want pickles or onions on a burger

Memes,  Hamburger Jokes,  
    
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and that was the last time they asked me to make salad...
and that was the last time they asked me to make salad...

Memes,  Vagina Meme,  
    
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okay. i know this cake is a number 1 and it says "emma," but it looks like a  with balls that says ""
okay. i know this cake is a number 1 and it says "emma," but it looks like a with balls that says ""

Memes,  Cakes Gone Wrong,  Cake Fail,  
    
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i might risk it all.
i might risk it all.

Memes,  Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes,  
    
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you already know what the  going on

i hate myself for knowing what's going on
you already know what the going on

i hate myself for knowing what's going on


Memes,  
    
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This how skinny girls look with their clothes off
This how skinny girls look with their clothes off

Memes,  Crab Jokes,  Skinny Girl Jokes,  
    
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when you go over his use. when you leave.
when you go over his use. when you leave.

Memes,  Donut Puns,  Nasty Humor,  
    
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Giving details to your girls like...
Giving details to your girls like...

Memes,  
    
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this is what shrek be giving fiona in the swamp
this is what shrek be giving fiona in the swamp

Memes,  Shrek Jokes,  
    
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