Dirty Funny Jokes

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(driving test)

instructor: turn the car on

me: umm ok. (rubbing interior) you like that? you filthy w-

instructor: ok we're done here
(driving test)

instructor: turn the car on

me: umm ok. (rubbing interior) you like that? you filthy w-

instructor: ok we're done here


Memes,  Funny Driving,  Pervert Jokes,  
    
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girls come to his dorm room to have their panties removed
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girls come to his dorm room to have their panties removed


Lazy College Senior Meme (theme),  Dorm Jokes,  
    
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if she wins

will she sit behind the same desk monica crawled under?
if she wins

will she sit behind the same desk monica crawled under?


Hillary Clinton Memes,  Monica Lewinsky Jokes,  
    
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when you're watchin porn together and she picks "rny gf gets gang banged by bf's friends while he's at work"
when you're watchin porn together and she picks "rny gf gets gang banged by bf's friends while he's at work"

Memes,  Couple Jokes,  
    
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what's up? good morning!

good morning! just ran 4 miles.

mom, you run?

no, just joking. i'm sitting here eating your dad's sausage.

ok. this wle conversation is so f****d up. i don't even know where to start.
what's up? good morning!

good morning! just ran 4 miles.

mom, you run?

no, just joking. i'm sitting here eating your dad's sausage.

ok. this wle conversation is so f****d up. i don't even know where to start.


Funny Good Morning Texts,  Text Jokes Funny,  
    
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- mom, why my cousin diamond is named like that?

- because your aunty loves diamonds

- what about me?

- enough questions y
- mom, why my cousin diamond is named like that?

- because your aunty loves diamonds

- what about me?

- enough questions y


Memes,  Funny Mother Sayings,  
    
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Tom Hanks Jokes,  Chocolate Jokes,  Booty Jokes,  
    
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when you skip cardio and instead go smash your girl for a good ur and now she layin on the bed shakin n 

if she dies, she dies...
when you skip cardio and instead go smash your girl for a good ur and now she layin on the bed shakin n

if she dies, she dies...


Memes,  Fitness Humor,  Funny Jokes For Guys,  
    
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in support of world aids day, i will only fantasize about having protected sex with you today.
in support of world aids day, i will only fantasize about having protected sex with you today.

Funny Aids Slogans,  Funny Ecard Jokes,  
    
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my son's friends have such a green thumb! 

they keep insisting to see my bush!
my son's friends have such a green thumb!

they keep insisting to see my bush!


Green Puns,  
    
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i asked him to have sex 

he said there's only one box he's interested in
i asked him to have sex

he said there's only one box he's interested in


Box Puns,  Redditors Wife,  
    
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you need tranny fluid?

i got your tranny fluid
you need tranny fluid?

i got your tranny fluid


Bruce Jenner Meme,  
    
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i feel like someone suld really tell the amish they're missing out on some good . we get it you like old  but have you tried porn?
i feel like someone suld really tell the amish they're missing out on some good . we get it you like old but have you tried porn?

    
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if i was rocking luke bryan's truck i wouldn't want the night to end either.
if i was rocking luke bryan's truck i wouldn't want the night to end either.

Luke Bryan Jokes,  Truck Jokes,  
    
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