Dirty Funny Sms Jokes

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girl on twitter: touch my butt and buy me pizza

girl in real life: pizza is ing gross and stop trying to grab my  you pervert
girl on twitter: touch my butt and buy me pizza

girl in real life: pizza is ing gross and stop trying to grab my you pervert


Funny Quotes,  Twitter Humor,  Funny Quotes On Girls,  
    
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i cant stand u

then sit on my face
i cant stand u

then sit on my face


Funny Jokes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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goodmorning my anal princess <3

angel***
goodmorning my anal princess <3

angel***


Funny Jokes,  
    
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when she's rny asf and you're just tired
when she's rny asf and you're just tired

Memes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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black friday sale.

my use.

you and i.

all clothes will 100% off.
black friday sale.

my use.

you and i.

all clothes will 100% off.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Black Friday Quotes,  Funny Sales Quotes,  
    
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i don't watch soccer...

if i want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, i take my friends to a bar.
i don't watch soccer...

if i want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, i take my friends to a bar.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Soccer Quotes,  
    
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it only counts if you saw a nipple
it only counts if you saw a nipple

Funny Quotes,  Funny Sayings For Men,  
    
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taking your ex back is like trying to put a piece of  back into your le.
taking your ex back is like trying to put a piece of back into your le.

Memes,  Funny Gross Facts,  Analogy Jokes,  
    
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29 Gloriously Hilarious Ways to Use the Poop Emoji
pretty clever ways to express 'poop' phrases with the poop emojji

Lol,  Emoji Memes,  Emoji Jokes,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  
    
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i just held the door for an asian man, and he said "sank you".

that er better not be talking about pearl harbor.
i just held the door for an asian man, and he said "sank you".

that er better not be talking about pearl harbor.


Funny Jokes,  Really Funny Racist Asian Jokes,  Text Message Fails,  
    
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i felt like a hero when i saved you from cking to death by pulling my  out of your mouth.
i felt like a hero when i saved you from cking to death by pulling my out of your mouth.

Funny Ecards,  
    
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you gonna suck my  or what?
you gonna suck my or what?

Funny Jokes,  
    
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hey babe, my wife is out of town, w about we ok up and have some fun eh?

excuse me?

do you want to?

this is your wife

....
hey babe, my wife is out of town, w about we ok up and have some fun eh?

excuse me?

do you want to?

this is your wife

....


Latest Funny Jokes Sms  
    
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A rich lady is riding along with her chauffeur when they get a flat tire. He gets out and starts trying to pry off the hubcap. After he struggles a few minutes, she looks out at him and says, "You wanna screw driver?" He says, "Hell, we might as well. I can't get this freaking hubcap off."

Flat Tire Jokes,  
    
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send me a picture of u in bed
send me a picture of u in bed

Letter Jokes,  Sms In Jokes,  Lol Jokes,  
    
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