Dirty Funny Sms Jokes

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me at 15: i will change the world me at 20: i will make even a small difference me at 30: maybe i'll get fingered at applebee's tonight
me at 15: i will change the world

me at 20: i will make even a small difference

me at 30: maybe i'll get fingered at applebee's tonight

Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  Funny Life Sayings,  
    
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condoms dont really guarantee full protection during sex. a friend of mine was wearing one and he got st by the girls boyfriend
condoms dont really guarantee full protection during sex. a friend of mine was wearing one and he got st by the girls boyfriend

Memes,  Condom Jokes,  
    
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girl on twitter: touch my butt and buy me pizza girl in real life: pizza is ing gross and stop trying to grab my you pervert
girl on twitter: touch my butt and buy me pizza

girl in real life: pizza is ing gross and stop trying to grab my you pervert

Funny Quotes,  Twitter Humor,  Funny Quotes On Girls,  
    
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i cant stand u then sit on my face
i cant stand u

then sit on my face

Funny Jokes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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goodmorning my anal princess <3 angel***
goodmorning my anal princess <3

angel***

Funny Jokes,  
    
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when she's rny asf and you're just tired
when she's rny asf and you're just tired

Memes,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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black friday sale. my use. you and i. all clothes will 100% off.
black friday sale.

my use.

you and i.

all clothes will 100% off.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Black Friday Quotes,  Funny Sales Quotes,  
    
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i don't watch soccer... if i want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, i take my friends to a bar.
i don't watch soccer...

if i want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, i take my friends to a bar.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Soccer Quotes,  
    
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it only counts if you saw a nipple
it only counts if you saw a nipple

Funny Quotes,  Funny Sayings For Men,  
    
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taking your ex back is like trying to put a piece of back into your le.
taking your ex back is like trying to put a piece of back into your le.

Memes,  Funny Gross Facts,  Analogy Jokes,  
    
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29 Gloriously Hilarious Ways to Use the Poop Emoji
pretty clever ways to express 'poop' phrases with the poop emojji

Lol,  Emoji Memes,  Emoji Jokes,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  
    
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i just held the door for an asian man, and he said "sank you". that er better not be talking about pearl harbor.
i just held the door for an asian man, and he said "sank you".

that er better not be talking about pearl harbor.

Funny Jokes,  Really Funny Racist Asian Jokes,  Text Message Fails,  
    
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i felt like a hero when i saved you from cking to death by pulling my out of your mouth.
i felt like a hero when i saved you from cking to death by pulling my out of your mouth.

Funny Ecards,  
    
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you gonna suck my or what?
you gonna suck my or what?

Funny Jokes,  
    
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hey babe, my wife is out of town, w about we ok up and have some fun eh? excuse me? do you want to? this is your wife ....
hey babe, my wife is out of town, w about we ok up and have some fun eh?

excuse me?

do you want to?

this is your wife

....

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