Dirty Joke

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toyota prius

your  just inverted
toyota prius

your just inverted


Toyota Jokes,  
    
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i love female accountants

they consider double entry to be conventional
i love female accountants

they consider double entry to be conventional


Accounting Puns,  Best Adult Jokes,  Nasty Puns,  
    
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I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear...

Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...
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Jajaha: Ahhaha
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear...

Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...


Funny Memes,  Couples Humor,  Hilarious Joke,  
    
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whale watching
whale watching

Whale Jokes,  Adult Puns  
    
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Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries. "I just don't get it." said one.
"She's an airhead -- nothing going on upstairs.

"That may be true," replied the other, "but I don't think that's the floor he's getting off on."


Accounting Humor,  Accounting Jokes,  
    
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you tught you saw something else, didn't you?

you dirty mind
you tught you saw something else, didn't you?

you dirty mind


Funny Optical Illusions,  Butt Humor,  
    
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Rain rain go away catholic school girls wants to play

Catholic Jokes,  Catholic Humor,  
    
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Getting a chastity talk from nuns. Yes, please continue to tell me why sex is bad since you know from experience.

Catholic Jokes  
    
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What do you get if you cross a rooster with an owl?

A cock that stays up all night!


Owl Puns,  Rooster Jokes,  Animal Joke,  
    
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One day a man had a really sore stomach so he went to see his doctor.

The doctor explained to the man that he was extremely ill but a course of suppositories inserted deep into his arsehole would cure the illness.

"Right," said the doctor, "bend over and I will do the first one!"

When the man gets home six hours later, it is time for his next suppository, but he soon realises that he cannot stick it up his arsehole deep enough, so he asks his wife to do it for him.

After showing her how to do it the man then bent over the back of the couch.

His wife put one hand over her husband's shoulder to brace herself and thrust the suppository up his arse. To her horror the husband let out a blood curdling scream."Oh my God," said the wife, "did I hurt you?"

"No," replied the husband, "I just realised that the doctor did it with two hands resting on my shoulders!"


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Two young boys, both from well-to-do families, were talking.

1st Boy: Our new French maid is a robot.

2nd Boy: A Robot? Maids arent robots.

1st Boy: But ours is... I overheard my dad telling one of his golf buddies that he screws her ass off
every Saturday!!


    
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One day Mary went round to see her next door neighbour Joanne, when she noticed some freshly cut flowers lying on the sideboard."Are these from your husband, Joanne?" asked Mary."Yes they are." replied Joanne."I guess this means that you will be lying flat on your back tonight, with your legs spread, huh!" Mary asked."Oh no," replied Joanne, "I will just put them in a vase!"

Neighbor Jokes,  Flower Puns,  
    
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Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering menopause?

A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins.


    
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Man Humor,  Woman Joke,  New Jokes Sms,  Free Joke Sms,  
    
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Little Johnny was in the toilets at school having a piss. Another boy entered the toilets and also started to piss. The other boy said, "Hey Johnny, your dick is bigger than mine!" "That's nothing," replied Johnny, "My dad has got two dicks! "The other boy replies, "That's not possible!" But little Johnny says it is and that he has seen them. The other boy asks, "Oh yeah, what did they look like then?" "One is small and wrinkly and he uses it for weeing," answered Johnny, "And the other is long and stiff and he uses that to brush mummy's teeth!"

Story Jokes,  Boy Jokes,  
    
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