Dirty Jokes To Text

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when he texts you first i will nut on your toaster strudel
when he texts you first

i will nut on your toaster strudel

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girls argue with their boyfriends only if his is good, but if she doesn't yell at you 3 times a day, lols i don't know my . . .. i'm sorry
girls argue with their boyfriends only if his is good, but if she doesn't yell at you 3 times a day, lols i don't know my . . .. i'm sorry

Funny Jokes,  Best Love Jokes,  Love Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Let's sit in the bedroom and text dirty jokes to each other.
Let's sit in the bedroom and text dirty jokes to each other.

Couples Humor,  Texting Humor,  
    
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David Hasselhoff can breathe under water if he's horny.

David Hasselhoff Jokes,  Horny Jokes,  
    
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What's the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again!

Drug Jokes,  
    
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Two prostitutes were standing on the corner when one of them suddenly turned to the other and said, "I know this sounds crazy, but I can smell cock!"

"Take it easy," replied the second prostitute, "I just burped!"

    
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What does a woman do with her arsehole while she is having a fuck?

She leaves him at home!

Best Woman Jokes,  
    
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How do you get a woman off during sex?

Push her!

Best Women Jokes,  Filthy One Liners  
    
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Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?

A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.

    
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Q: What's the difference between parsley and pussy?

A: Nobody eats parsley, that's why one is a garnish...
and the other is an appetizer.

Eating Jokes,  
    
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How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard!
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard!

Blind Man Jokes,  Naked Jokes,  Nudist Jokes  
    
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What do you call a dickhead wearing a wig?

Your honour!

Question Jokes,  Amazing One Liners  
    
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What's 14 inches long and has an arsehole behind it?

George Bush's tie!

George Bush Jokes,  Tie Jokes,  
    
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Why do men fart louder than women?

Women can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure.

Fart Jokes,  Funny Wife Jokes,  Filthy One Liner Jokes  
    
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Why shouldn't you have sex with your wife in the morning?

Because you have all day to find something better!

Filthy One Liners  
    
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