Dirty Marriage Jokes

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wives are like hurricanes

they  wet and wild then leave with your use and car
wives are like hurricanes

they wet and wild then leave with your use and car


Wife Bashing Jokes,  Hurricane Jokes,  
    
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and now by the power vested in me from the state of alabama, i now pronounce you cousband and wife
and now by the power vested in me from the state of alabama, i now pronounce you cousband and wife

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wife's response to steak and  day:  "i ain't giving you no !"

but she didn't say no to the steak so i've got that going for me which is nice
wife's response to steak and day: "i ain't giving you no !"

but she didn't say no to the steak so i've got that going for me which is nice


Funny Wife Jokes,  Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  Blow Job Meme,  
    
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what u get when you spit

but when you swallow
what u get when you spit

but when you swallow


    
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w romantic... 

she is proposing marriage to him
w romantic...

she is proposing marriage to him


Cute Romantic Jokes,  Love Jokes For Girlfriend,  
    
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only problem i want when i get married

i'm literally so exhausted.

i've been having sex like 500 times a day.
only problem i want when i get married

i'm literally so exhausted.

i've been having sex like 500 times a day.


Memes,  Funny Marriage Jokes,  
    
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easy way to search your wife.

a man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "i've lost my wife here in the supermarket." "can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

the woman looked puzzled. "why talk to me?" she asked.

"because every time i talk to a woman with s like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!"
easy way to search your wife.

a man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "i've lost my wife here in the supermarket." "can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

the woman looked puzzled. "why talk to me?" she asked.

"because every time i talk to a woman with s like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!"


Funny Jokes,  Tit Jokes,  Wife Jokes,  
    
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wife: my hubby & i have, what he calls-olympic sex.

friend: wow, must be a terrific sex life?

wife: not really. it only happens once in 4 years.
wife: my hubby & i have, what he calls-olympic sex.

friend: wow, must be a terrific sex life?

wife: not really. it only happens once in 4 years.


Funny Jokes,  Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Marriage is between one and and one woman

And my sister and that chick from Ashley Madison
Marriage is between one and and one woman

And my sister and that chick from Ashley Madison


Memes,  Josh Duggar Meme,  
    
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 be like

i know she has a past but i think i can change her
be like

i know she has a past but i think i can change her


Memes,  
    
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i just need a girl that's gonna ld it down as my wife but  me like a porn star
i just need a girl that's gonna ld it down as my wife but me like a porn star

Funny Quotes,  Funny Wife Quotes,  
    
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you could talk about same-sex marriage, but people w have been married say "it's the same sex all the time."
you could talk about same-sex marriage, but people w have been married say "it's the same sex all the time."

Funny Quotes,  Robin William Jokes,  
    
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i stole her heart

so i'm stealing his juicy
i stole her heart

so i'm stealing his juicy


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if u can do this

will you marry me?
if u can do this

will you marry me?


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Happy anniversary.

I suppose we better have sex
Happy anniversary.

I suppose we better have sex


Funny Quotes,  Funny Anniversary Quotes,  
    
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