Dirty Mechanic Jokes

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so.. you're a diesel mechanic with tattoos and crooked bottom tooth?

excuse me while i take my clothes off.
so.. you're a diesel mechanic with tattoos and crooked bottom tooth?

excuse me while i take my clothes off.


Tattoo Jokes,  
    
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not only am i a mechanic but i also take it in the .
not only am i a mechanic but i also take it in the .

    
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i'm no mechanic

but tse seem pretty well inflated!
i'm no mechanic

but tse seem pretty well inflated!


Tire Jokes,  
    
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oh you're a mechanic?

i won't be needing these any more
oh you're a mechanic?

i won't be needing these any more


Panty Dropper,  
    
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looks like someone's blowing the mechanic tomorrow.
looks like someone's blowing the mechanic tomorrow.

    
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gave her a starter

cause es love starting
gave her a starter

cause es love starting


Car Jokes,  
    
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w can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

one of his fingers is clean.
w can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

one of his fingers is clean.


    
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if i were a pirate mechanic, you would be my wench. get it? wench? huh?

fine. well,  you then.
if i were a pirate mechanic, you would be my wench. get it? wench? huh?

fine. well, you then.


Pirate Jokes,  
    
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i may not be much of a mechanic, but i'd still love to "check your oil".
i may not be much of a mechanic, but i'd still love to "check your oil".

Oil Jokes,  
    
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w is the  mechanic around here?

this needs to be fix right away
w is the mechanic around here?

this needs to be fix right away


Grandma Finds The Internet (theme),  
    
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you had sex with the mechanic?

please tell me more about it
you had sex with the mechanic?

please tell me more about it


Willy Wonka Memes,  Please Tell Me More Meme (theme),  
    
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gets bill from mechanic

for s sakes boys!
gets bill from mechanic

for s sakes boys!


Bill Jokes,  Tv Show Memes,  
    
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sexy mechanic 
she can ive my t rod a lube job any day
sexy mechanic
she can ive my t rod a lube job any day


Demotivational Posters,  Mechanic Jokes,  Auto Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

you've got to keep that rear end lubed.
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

you've got to keep that rear end lubed.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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things mechanics say that sound dirty:

just pump it a few times.
things mechanics say that sound dirty:

just pump it a few times.


Auto Mechanic Jokes,  Mechanic Jokes,  
    
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