Dirty Medical Jokes

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doctor: are you sexually active?

me: are you sexually active?

doctor: are you mocking me?

me: are you mocking me?

doctor: dyingpeoplesaywhat

me: (fighting back teats) what
doctor: are you sexually active?

me: are you sexually active?

doctor: are you mocking me?

me: are you mocking me?

doctor: dyingpeoplesaywhat

me: (fighting back teats) what


Memes,  Dying Jokes,  Doctor Memes,  
    
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"a vasectomy doesn't hurt."
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"a vasectomy doesn't hurt."


Earthquake Meme,  Really Silly Jokes,  Adult Humor,  
    
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nurse: are you sexually active?
him: yea, why? you trynna ride this ?
*nurse writes "ing sae"*
nurse: are you sexually active?
him: yea, why? you trynna ride this ?
*nurse writes "ing sae"*


Memes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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expert opinion...

a concussion can be a very serious injury. that's why it's so important for beds to have padded headboards.
expert opinion...

a concussion can be a very serious injury. that's why it's so important for beds to have padded headboards.


Funny Jokes,  Bill Clinton Meme,  Injury Jokes,  
    
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do you play and sports?

does sex count?

of course.

then no.
do you play and sports?

does sex count?

of course.

then no.


Memes,  Sports Jokes,  
    
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i wish i was a dna helicase

that way i could unzip your genes
i wish i was a dna helicase

that way i could unzip your genes


Memes,  Medical Chat Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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when you in the sexual health clinic and you see a girl and think "w the  hit that "
when you in the sexual health clinic and you see a girl and think "w the hit that "

Memes,  Medical Joke,  
    
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Funny Jokes,  Colonoscopy Jokes,  
    
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yes, i'd have to say this is the most severe case of ingrown mustache i've ever treated.
yes, i'd have to say this is the most severe case of ingrown mustache i've ever treated.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Mustache Quotes,  
    
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"when i boasted that i ran a crack use, it was just a little proctologist humor."
"when i boasted that i ran a crack use, it was just a little proctologist humor."

Funny Jokes,  Puns Funny,  
    
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going for a colonoscopy?

oh, , that's a pain in the butt
going for a colonoscopy?

oh, , that's a pain in the butt


Memes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Colonoscopy Jokes,  
    
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the good news is, you don't need a colonoscopy since your head is so far up your own  you can see what's going on in there witut my help.
the good news is, you don't need a colonoscopy since your head is so far up your own you can see what's going on in there witut my help.

Funny Ecards,  Colonoscopy Jokes,  Vulgar Insults,  
    
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your proctologist called.  they found your head.
your proctologist called. they found your head.

Funny Quotes,  Punch Lines,  Ego Jokes,  
    
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i will have to extract this

that will be painful!

i would rather have a baby than getting a tooth extract

make up your mind... i will have to adjust chair accordingly
i will have to extract this

that will be painful!

i would rather have a baby than getting a tooth extract

make up your mind... i will have to adjust chair accordingly


Funny Jokes,  
    
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