Dirty Nurse Jokes

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nurse! - my butt is loose!

that's great news mr dobbins! i couldn't face another manual dissimpactation today!
nurse! - my butt is loose!

that's great news mr dobbins! i couldn't face another manual dissimpactation today!


Nurse Jokes One Liners,  Nurse Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"yea but i'm into older es, u feel me?
"i bet all the girls at scol just love you"

"yea but i'm into older es, u feel me?


Memes,  
    
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nurse: are you sexually active?
him: yea, why? you trynna ride this ?
*nurse writes "ing sae"*
nurse: are you sexually active?
him: yea, why? you trynna ride this ?
*nurse writes "ing sae"*


Memes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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doctor: are you sexually active 

billy: why u tryna ?
doctor: are you sexually active

billy: why u tryna ?


Memes,  
    
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nurse:

are you sexually active?

me: 

yeah why you tryna smash?
nurse:

are you sexually active?

me:

yeah why you tryna smash?


Memes,  
    
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my nurse bout to get dis dcik if she don't hurry up n take my blood pressure
my nurse bout to get dis dcik if she don't hurry up n take my blood pressure

Memes,  
    
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welcome back for the 20th time

this ing month john.
welcome back for the 20th time

this ing month john.


Memes,  Old People Insults,  Old People Funny,  
    
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Funny Quotes,  Ebola Jokes,  
    
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a lot of u tts be so proud to be a nurse saving lives knowing  well u killed 3 babies already....but thats none of my business
a lot of u tts be so proud to be a nurse saving lives knowing well u killed 3 babies already....but thats none of my business

Meme,  Kermit Meme,  Thot,  
    
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i'm going to need to put my nurse face on before i deal with that .
i'm going to need to put my nurse face on before i deal with that .

Funny Quotes,  Funny Nurse Quotes,  
    
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no! no! no, nurse!!!!!!

i said "slip"" off his spectacles!!!!!!
no! no! no, nurse!!!!!!

i said "slip"" off his spectacles!!!!!!


Funny Jokes,  Adult Humor Jokes,  
    
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no pain, no gain. but more importantly don't pee in the swer. the beatings only decrease slightly over time.
no pain, no gain. but more importantly don't pee in the swer. the beatings only decrease slightly over time.

Funny Jokes,  Nursing Home Jokes,  
    
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nurses

caring, compionate, amazing

shame they don't really look like this
nurses

caring, compionate, amazing

shame they don't really look like this


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Nurse Images,  
    
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 get well soon babe!! on the bright side, i've created a new fantasy in my head about being your "naughty nurse".
get well soon babe!! on the bright side, i've created a new fantasy in my head about being your "naughty nurse".

Funny Ecards,  Get Well Humor,  
    
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your nurse will never call you a  for driving yourself to the spital while having a heart attack! the phrase dumb  may flow through her lips repeatedly... but never a ! 

get well soon
your nurse will never call you a for driving yourself to the spital while having a heart attack! the phrase dumb may flow through her lips repeatedly... but never a !

get well soon


Funny Ecards,  Nurse Puns,  
    
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