Dirty Old Man Jokes

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when you get up after spending forty-six minutes on the toilet looking at memes and snapping  pics
when you get up after spending forty-six minutes on the toilet looking at memes and snapping pics

Memes,  When You Meme,  
    
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"i've been plowing  for 88 years jim, i think i got this"
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"i've been plowing for 88 years jim, i think i got this"


Memes,  Internet Dating Jokes,  Grandpa Jokes,  
    
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mr: w many times does 92 go into 24?

nurse: i'm not sure mr. harris haha

mr: meet me after checkers and see lol
mr: w many times does 92 go into 24?

nurse: i'm not sure mr. harris haha

mr: meet me after checkers and see lol


Memes,  
    
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him: oh agnes, what wouldn't i give for one more trip down memory lane between tse thighs 

her: dad it's margaret, you're cking the dog
him: oh agnes, what wouldn't i give for one more trip down memory lane between tse thighs

her: dad it's margaret, you're cking the dog


Memes,  Alzheimer Jokes,  
    
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dr: as occupation u put down "farmer"?

old man: yeah cause i plow  24/7 fam

dr: you have erectile dysfunction "fam"...are you taking your alzheimer's medication?
dr: as occupation u put down "farmer"?

old man: yeah cause i plow 24/7 fam

dr: you have erectile dysfunction "fam"...are you taking your alzheimer's medication?


Memes,  Doctor Meme,  
    
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doctor: and, any sexual activity?

jim: uh, yea a little

doctor: shut the  up jim, i know that  doesn't work. i just have to ask
doctor: and, any sexual activity?

jim: uh, yea a little

doctor: shut the up jim, i know that doesn't work. i just have to ask


Memes,  Doctor Meme,  
    
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when you faxed her a  pic and calling to see whats up
when you faxed her a pic and calling to see whats up

Memes,  Sexting Meme,  
    
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60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Funny Congratulations Quotes,  
    
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y'all  gotta stop ing these elderly men for money before y'all  around and catch a murder charge
y'all gotta stop ing these elderly men for money before y'all around and catch a murder charge

Funny Jokes,  Murder Jokes,  
    
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w's grandpa is this?
w's grandpa is this?

Memes,  Grandpa Jokes,  
    
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sugar daddy season!!!!
sugar daddy season!!!!

Memes,  Sugar Daddy Jokes,  Hell Nah,  
    
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when you go through ya grandmas inbox on christian mingle
when you go through ya grandmas inbox on christian mingle

Memes,  Omg Lol,  
    
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you remember me teaching you in science cl baby, you out of high scol now?!
you remember me teaching you in science cl baby, you out of high scol now?!

Memes,  Denzel Washington Funny,  
    
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old  be like....

yea them young z gone love this one...
old be like....

yea them young z gone love this one...


Memes,  Hell Naw,  
    
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you know she's 19 now

mm hm is that right?
you know she's 19 now

mm hm is that right?


Memes,  Uncle Denzel,  
    
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