Dirty Pick Up Lines

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"freak e, freak e. bounce that make yo knees touch yo elbows" can you do that, i bet you can. names hank
"freak e, freak e. bounce that make yo knees touch yo elbows" can you do that, i bet you can. names hank

Memes,  Funny Rap Quotes,  
    
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her: so what do you look for in a girl? guy: me her: (to self) ly
her: so what do you look for in a girl?

guy: me

her: (to self) ly

Memes,  First Date Jokes,  
    
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hey girl, can i stick my longuse in your teepee?
hey girl,

can i stick my longuse in your teepee?

Native American Racist Jokes,  
    
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do you like dragons? cause i'm gonna be dragon these nuts across yo face!
do you like dragons?

cause i'm gonna be dragon these nuts across yo face!

Dragon Jokes,  
    
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if you celebrate purim with me, you won't need to buy a noisemaker.
if you celebrate purim with me, you won't need to buy a noisemaker.

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  
    
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hey josh, you make me moist.
hey josh,

you make me moist.

Joshua Jokes,  
    
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hey baby, you must be a light switch coz every time i see you, you turn me on!
hey baby, you must be a light switch

coz every time i see you, you turn me on!

Light Switch Jokes,  Funny Corny Jokes,  
    
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i pe you're a plumber cause you got my pipe leaking
i pe you're a plumber

cause you got my pipe leaking

Plumbing Puns,  
    
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talk dirty to me this 3 inch pea is on the loose for another goose
talk dirty to me

this 3 inch pea is on the loose for another goose

Peacock Jokes,  Corny Pickup Lines,  
    
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what makes your cat purr?
what makes your cat purr?

Memes,  Cat Jokes Funny,  Funny Images Of Cats,  
    
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hey baby, is your name ladesh? cos i wanna bangladesh
hey baby, is your name ladesh?

cos i wanna bangladesh

Memes,  Bangladesh Jokes,  Corny Pickup Lines,  
    
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"i've got the buns. do you have the t dog?"
"i've got the buns. do you have the t dog?"

Pick Up Lines For Ladies,  Hot Dog Jokes,  Food Puns,  
    
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Hey girl, What dat mouf do?
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hey: lets dance
Hey girl,

What dat mouf do?

Memes,  What That Mouth Do,  
    
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i've founded my own space agency we're going straight for ur
i've founded my own space agency

we're going straight for ur

Memes,  Nerd Humor,  Space Jokes,  
    
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baby, i'm no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight
baby, i'm no weather man

but you can expect a few inches tonight

Memes,  Dick Puns,  Weather Puns,  
    
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